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Jezabel's Journal A journal that will be filled with Jezabel's nonsense, rantings and ravings. It will be filled with other things too so don't fret.


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Funny quotes vol. 2!!!
Yes Im back with more funny quotes. Im continuing it with a new journal entry because I didn't want the first one to get to long. Thats just silly. Now, what I typed in the first entry applies to this one. If you see your quote up here and you don't want me to use it, just tell me and I'll take it down. Now start laughing your asses off while I work my a** off....*dies*(Disclaimer:I do not claim ownership of some of these quotes. Especially the ones from the fanfic What Would Jesus do?. Those belong solely to heythatsmybike. And if either of us find out you stole it without permission, you will be in loads of trouble.)

Everyone in the world:"Why God, why!?"

Riku(tis me) and Sakura-chama:"Omg! There are Sephiroth, Momiji, and Axel clones running around in anime!!!" O.o

.frozen.smile.:"it's only because he thinks our avis are sexy
and he's jealous; him and his grey undies"

.frozen.smile.:"well he probably is!!
my undies can beat his anytime!"

Riku(tis me):"Who stuck a stick up your butt ingrow?"

Sakura-chama:"I guess its called Mt.Rush-kage." rofl

Judai Yuki(YGO GX) :"Its time to get my Zane on!" rofl

Kakashi's dog:"[to Sakura] I just noticed something, you use the same shampoo I use."

Sakura(Naruto):"I smell like a dog...."

Ichigo(Bleach):"A cat just friggin talked to me!!!!"

Jizabel:"Marry me Sega..."

Mr. Rodgers(my teacher):"You might want to install a PSP3..." rofl

Some random person:"I'll put my PS3 on top of my PS2 and make a PS5!"

Sakura-chama:"What the hell did we make?..." (quoting Kai from Beyblade in a fanart)
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Jizabel:"What in Ra's name do you have to sing about for 6 minutes and 30 seconds?"(talking about the full opening theme song to Trinity Blood-Dress by Buck Tick)

Gaia:"A restraining order? Thats so romantic!" rofl

Unknown:"i wish my lawn was emo so it will cut it self."

Exeunt Pursued by a Bear:"Is she trying to ... untoilet-train you?"

Jizabel:"Hank? Who names their poor child Hank?"

i.am.unknowing:"Crazy lady.

I know a lab named Drake that is a stinky dog. He smells like wet dog even when he's clean and dry. Sometimes, out of nowhere, a godawful stench comes out of this dumb lovable thing. The smell even makes him leave the room."

Luck-In-Spades:"So... this morning, my family's little toy poodle came into my room and bothered me a bit. He crawled on my blankets and stuff, and walked all over my legs. Then he sat down right behind my back. It was way to early to be dealing with this crap.

The dog likes to sit on the back of our couch, typically facing toward all the entryways to the room, which usually means his backside is facing anyone sitting on the couch (in the places where people prefer to sit, anyway). Sometimes... the dog lets out a silent-but-deadly fart, without any human consideration to the odor or the direction of his indiscretion. He's a dog, after all.

So... I had a devious thought. I grabbed him by the muzzle (not hard!) and put his face right on my butt and FARTED right in his doggy face. The noise made him jump! I laughed so hard at him. Revenge!!!"

Luffy(my brother):"Men can't have orgasms." rofl rofl

Zukendra:"LOL Jesus kidnapped Sasuke LOL"

Okaa-san:"I don't want dog-fart on my bed!"

Riku:"I wanna be a pole-dancing InuYasha... rofl "

Shuichi(my friend):"Stop poking my hole!"

Mori Ai(The Law of Ueki episode 19):"I just need to run somewhere where his balls cant reach me." rofl rofl

heythatsmybike(fanfic:What Would Jesus Do?):'The man was sex on legs, and that made him a walking sin.'

Sasuke(fanfic:What Would Jesus Do?):“What about you? Been doing any ‘man-whoring’ lately?” rofl heart

Crazy lady(fanfic:What Would Jesus Do?):"First of all, there are no such thing as homosexuals!” She grinned, acting like she just revealed the cure to some life-threatening disease. rofl

heythatsmybike(fanfic:What Would Jesus Do?):'...it wasn't like he just woke up one day and decided to be gay.'

Crazy lady(fanfic:What Would Jesus Do?):"Any temptations, fantasies, or dreams are to be presented to our staff workers only." rofl

Crazy Lady(fanfic:What Would Jesus Do?):"Campers may not wear Abercrombie and Fitch or Calvin Klein brand clothing, undergarments, or accessories." rofl

Akane(my friend):"In my dreams, me and Gaara are married. And we got tons of kids! And Shukaku doesn't even mind!" rofl

Akane(my friend):"Axis and Roxas!....oh s**t...." "Axel and Roxel!" rofl

Darkyami7(review for a story at ff.net):"At the end, during the wedding...I have officially labeled that 'mind sex.'" rofl

Midori(my friend):"He must have sensed his gayness level."

Yoh(Shaman King):"It's hard to take a guy seriously when his pants are that short."

Amidamaru(Shaman King):"...and he also told me to say "In your face turkey!" rofl

Jizabel:"...it might escalate into yaoi...O.O....I mean rape..."

Sakura-chama:"Im in love with the number 1 good guy. Name starts with an N and ends with o.
Jizabel:"Who the hell is that?"
Sakura-chama:"Naruto damnit!"

Bakura(FMA fanfic):“…NOW MY DARK NECROFEAR WILL EXTERMINATE YOU, PHARAOH!”

Envy(FMA fanfic):“DARK NECROPHILIA? 4KIDS, YOU MINX!”

(FMA fanfic)“…did Envy just called 4Kids a minx?” Al whispered.

Wrath nodded solemnly.

Shuddering, Al stood up. “I’ll go call Ed.”

Sakura-chama:"You know whats funny? ET...I mean ER..."

Shuichi:"Can robots have yaoi moments?"

Sakura-chama:"How the hell could Sonic and Knuckles hold back from Tails for 15 years?! Tails wasn't even alive for two of those years! And Sonic and Knuckles couldn't even have real erections when they we're little! It was probably only bigger than a eraser!" rofl

Midori:"Its by Mr. Rodgers!"
Shuichi:"From the Neighborhood?"
Jizabel:"My teacher!"

Jizabel:"Knuckles the Echidna!"
Midori:"You don't care if Knuckles gets kidnapped?"
Jizabel:"O.o I said Knuckles the Echidna. Nothing about Knuckles getting kidnapped."
Shuichi:"XD"

Shuichi:"A Tigerdildo?"

Sakura-chama:"Sasuke-flavored ramen."
Jizabel:"Dude, I would totally eat that!"

Jizabel:"Lord, don't tell me that child just died...(guy in video game dies) Lord, this child just died...I have got to write a Fayt/Dion fanfic now..."(talking about character named Dion in Star Ocean:Till the End of Time)

Jizabel:"Lord, don't tell me this child died too...Oh wait...Lord she done died too. WTF, its Fayt/Dion all the way! D< "(talking about a character named Ameena in Star Ocean:Till the End of Time)

Jizabel:"Shuichi, Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright, would you tap that or not?"
Shuichi:"Yes, goddammit. D<"
Jizabel:"o.o <3"

Jizabel&Sakura:"Just say "I" dammit."
Shuichi:"Ok, ok, I."
Sakura-chama:"Ok, so everyone here wants a p***s."
Shuichi:"But I already have one..."

Shuichi:"Edgeworth, or Phoenix?"
Sakura-chama:"Who wants a p***s?" XD

Midori:Thats kind of a let down for a first date ya know?
Jizabel:Well duh, he's a vampire.
Shuichi:You can't expect a vampire to attack with rainbows and unicorns.

Jizabel:"How about Sasuke juice?!"
Midori:"Eww, its probably made out of blood, sweat and hate."
Sakura-chama:"Pssh, anybody can make that. Its called Haterade."

More to come! biggrin


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