Hello and Welcome to My second sermon of Bravidology. This Sermon I will be talking to you about hope:the second book/pillar of Bradvidology.
For the Book of Hope I shall refer to the letter of Saint Prokos to the Corthinians;
Saint Prokos
<center>Dear Corinthians,
I heart Cheese
+ Chicks.
But NOT monkeys. domokun
Da Cow is fat
but not too
Fat.
Actual St. Prokos Drawing!
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As You Can See
He is
Semi-fat
(Random Japenese letters for a paragrapgh or two)
EL FIN~!
Da END~!
(Random Symbols that even the most trained translaters could not decifer)</center></center>
I heart Cheese
+ Chicks.
But NOT monkeys. domokun
Da Cow is fat
but not too
Fat.
Actual St. Prokos Drawing!
l
l
l
V
As You Can See
He is
Semi-fat
(Random Japenese letters for a paragrapgh or two)
EL FIN~!
Da END~!
(Random Symbols that even the most trained translaters could not decifer)</center></center>
<center>As you can tell, Saint Prokos was highly addictited to Crystal Meth, and Died at the ripe old age of Shivfty Five. He had many great teachings, even though his many predicesors that proved he was constantly Drunk, High, or Pooping. He Had many Dreams in which he spoke to Gooda. Gooda would tell him to write to the Corithians many times because they were sinners of the great gooda ways. You see the Corintains would use cheese for food. Yes, I know how disgusted or as the spanish say Horible you must feel rite now. But please...Hold it in until the end of my lecture. So Saint Prokos wrote many Spam mails to the Corinthians, he also used the Nintendo DS's Picto Chat for many of his Great Teachings. But this was a problem, because the Nintendo DS only has a range of 30 ft. Saint Prokos had to get inside Corinth (the city of the corinthians) and spread his message, to Other DS users. (and yes, as a rule all corinthians HAD to have a DS. So he dawned the diguised of SANTA CLAUS, and spread "hope mail" throughout corinth!! And that is why Bradvidology Celebrates Christmas, and Spreads hope. Because of Saint Prokos or should I say...Santa Claus. wink </center>
