I learned the meaning of life yesterday...

The meaning of life is to run around this 9dimensional Chinese Fire Drill where everyone with a higher status than you constantly oppresses you until you get a piece of paper called a diploma, which says that you have the skills to work somewhere that has too many people working there. So you have to get a different job, one that you will suck at, just to get yelled at by your boss and coworkers, and then you go home and find out you're making much less money than you should. And then, all of a sudden, you get a wife and kids to support, so you have to get a second job that you will suck at even more, get yelled at even more, and get paid much less. So you're working sixteen hours a day, and sleeping six so you can at least say "Hi" to your wife and kids before you leave to go to your sucky jobs, and then you decide to skip one day to go to the zoo with your kids, and before you leave the zoo, a tiger escapes its cage and mauls you. So you're lying in a hospital bed with a piece of paper that says you have the skills to work at an obsolete job while you work sixteen hours a day just so you can eat. And as you're lying in that hospital bed, you figure out that death is the only way to get out of this 9dimensional Chinese Fire Drill, and since your religion says you're not allowed to commit that, you have to wait in line to get out, and you wonder why you ever had kids, because they will have to go through the same fire drill and realize that the only other reason they're here is to prolong the life of the human race, despite our fire drills and the fact that the politicians will decide that we all need to kill the other countries and we'll all kill each other, and then we'll finally realize...

IT'S ALL POINTLESS! hahahahahalolololololollmaoaomfg!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneasdfghjklfghjklghjkfbccvn

Oh, I found this when I realized last night that I forgot to read a 450 page book and do a project on it that is due 17 hours from this time of writing. OOPS

Also, I fell with my iPood in my pocket. Go to my profile if you want to see it. eek