"The best things in life are not seen by the eyes, but by the heart..."

"Your so full of sh*t your eyes are brown"

Life makes sense until you talk to my friends~ Me

"I dont have a home, home is where the heart is.. i have a house"

"I'm lazy, your ugly...lets call it even"

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."

"Is it all about winning? in canadian hockey? damn straight!!"

"My lifelong goal is to look at those computer microsoft contracts, because i swear that in one of them Bill Gates is asking for your soul"

"I bet that he also asks for your liver, so he can eat it... just to say that he can"

"Whats canada about? Hockey, Hockey, Hockey, Doughnuts, Hockey, hockey, and hockey"....."Oh and beer"

"That stuff americans drink is like watered down p*ss..."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

"I'll take a coffee with thirty seven creams...what, i'm serious!"

"She's rebelling against rebelion!"

"I'm leaving now. There better not be any sh*t, because if there's sh*t and i'm not in it there's going to be hell to pay"

"If i had a dollar for every time someone said that..i'd be a dollar richer"

"I'm not suffering from insanity...i'm enjoying every second of it!"

"I just imagined Tokyo clogged with a bunch of cows."

"Ah yes, I can see it now. 'Get this boy some goserelin acetate, stat!'"
"That's for breast cancer!"

"...do you want the long version, or the short version?"
"Let's try short."
"I have sparkly magical powers."
"...Now try the long version."

"You know how your average American superhero runs around in colorful spandex? They apparently ran out by the time I showed up."

"She probably really would have killed me, too, except I've now discovered a new ability to shoot gold sparkles at things. "
"...you need to stop falling out of windows.."

"WHAT the heck is all over my wall?!"
"Ketchup."
"Ketchup."
Jed nodded emphatically. "Uh-huh!"

"Malachi, a gun could go off and we wouldn't hear it in here. Not with that blasted music they've got going. I've got half a mind to shut the power off just to--Neff! Get off me!"
"Have I ever told you how much I love you, Zory?"
"Yes. Many, many times. Usually when you're drunk."

"Look, I won't let any tiny-chested evil clone women get to you while you're here. "

"Yes. I was really shaking in my boots when you ran away."

''Hey, me from nine hundred years ago, here's some rocks, here's some guys, smush them together and let me know how it goes!''

I don't have very many at the moment.. heh... sweatdrop
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