20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity!
1 at lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2 page yourself over the intercom..don't diguise your voice.
3 everytime someone asks you to do something ask if they "want fries with that?"
4 put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5 put decaf coffee in the coffee maker for 3 weeks and then when everyone has gotton over thier caffeine addiction switch to espresso.
6 In the memo field of all your checks write "for sexual favors" do this even for the utility company payments.
7 Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
8 dont use any punctuation
9 as often as possible...skip rather then walk.
10 ask people what sex they are and then laugh hystreically when they answer
11 specify that your drive through order is "to go"
12 sing along at the opera
13 go to a poeptry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme
14 put mosquito nets around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15 five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend thier party becasue "you're not in the mood"
16 have your co-workers address you by your wrestleing name "HOT MAMA"
17 When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I WON I WON!!!"
18when leaving the zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19 tell your children" due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. repost this so someone else can smile.. its called therapy.
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