I woke up this moring with a mission. I really really wanted a whomping slice of tomato. I walked into the cafeteria and examined the breakfast sepecimens. I realise that I am very fortunate that my educational facility serves breakfast because many schools do not. I walked up to our tiny tanned luch lady and said,"Hello Martha, Im qfeeling frisky today, could I get a slice of tomato." She looked up lacking a certain luster that makes usual lunchladies so enjoyable. She sighed and said, "Ham or bacon." I laughed. Martha is a such a little jokester. "No, really, I want tomatoes. Please and thankyou." She handed my three strips of overly crispy bacon.
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