At our school they try to discourage flirting. They called it her-a**-ment or something like that. So I walked up to my friend Shelby and smacked her on the booty. "Hey Sweetie cheeks, how you doin? How bout we blow this joint and hit up at my place, Ill show you what kind of man I really am." Her cheeks went red. The back of my hand went red when it got rapped with a cane. Whats with that?

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