Here we are dear old friend,
you and I drunk again.
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed,
Maybe the Whiskey's gone to my head! But...
If i were gay I would give you my heart
and if i were gay you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay we would swim in romance...
but i'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants.
It's not that i don't care (whisper) I do.
I just don't see myself in you,
another time, another seen
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean!
'Cause If i were gay I would give you my soul,
I and if i were gay I would give you my hole... being
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls,
but i'm not gay so won't you stop cupping my... hands
(soft voice)We've never hugged, we've never kissed,
I've never been intimate with your fist,
but you have opened brand new doors now get over here and drop... your...
DRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!
-Steven Lynch
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"If I could be a super hero,
I'd be immigration dude
Sending the foreign people back to their homes
for eating up all of our off
for taking our best jobs to boot
like landscaping
dishwashing and picking our fruit"
xD