We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit light headed, maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?" (attorney says: "What are you yelling about?" wink Never mind, it's your turn to drive." No point in mentioning those bats, I thought, the poor b*****d will see them soon enough.
-Fear and loathing in las vegas im just on myspace for the softcore porn adds, too. nananennenrenrnernrernrer hahaha nanner
LOADED
WITH
MUNSTAAAAAAAAAAAAP hahahha this song sounds like they are sounding about STDS
I think it's coming back again
And I can't fake
The way I feel inside
I don't want you
I don't need you
You burned me once
But you won't burn me again
I REALLY WANT TO GIVE MYSELF A BOOB JOB WITH A RUSTY BUTTERKNIFE AND TWO WATER BALLOONS.
BY PERFECT YOU MEAN CANCEROUS AND FULL OF PUSS, OK. holy s0n of a pig
BUG
ON
MY
WALL
ASGKLHASFLFLAFHSLFHASLFHLSFHALFH GOOOSEBUMPS
WHERES MY ******** BUG KILLING THING!?!?!? IF I WAS BORN A UNICORN,
i would throw a ball AND IT WOULD BE IN THE CENTER OF THE MALLLLL
thats not even a song
im just waahchaaks tony shut your mouth on aim
YOU
********
GOOSEBUMP IM LISTENING TO RAP
I THINK IM GOING TO IMPLODE RE
DUN
DAN
SEA
the only radio i listento is classic rock
you ******** f*****t groupie bitches with the plastic c**k
<3<3<3#<#<<##<.ANFLASNFLSKAHF
rap will be the death of merMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDROP
crunk it upcrunk it upcrunk it upcrunk it upcrunk it upcrunk it upI WANTED TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU, BUT I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A LAKE. I WANTED TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU, BUT I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A LAKE. I WANTED TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU, BUT I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A LAKE. zzzzzzzzzzzgrrrrrr freeeebieeee
I HAVENT SHAVED AS LONG AS I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT WHO I REALLY AM
BUBBLES OF PASSION THAT NEVER ACTUALY HAPPENED
DILUTED CLUMPS OF DISMAY?F YOU GET IT I'LL CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT YOU UP. carcus on the floor
eating nothing but my dooor
dear carcus on the floor: YOU SMELL BAD
LIKE SOME GROUPIE b***h FOLLOWING THE EMO FAD
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS,
BUT ITS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE, GO ON NOW BEFORE I MISS
SCHOO-OOL TOMORROW THATS RIGHT.
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this is my own mateeeeeeeeeer-eel carbon
monoxide
worse the GENOCIDE
MALIBU AND TEXAS IS WHERE I'M HOME TO RESIDE
I'M ON MY WAY TO BEING THE COOLEST MAN REJECTED-D-D-D
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDRRRRRRRRRRROP! I should be a realist entertainer. this is what i have to say
compact disc you huh, OH HAY HAY HAY
MORE LIKE COMPACT HOOKER NAKED IN THE BAY.
if i was anywhere near you,
i'd throw soybeans in your general direction and scream HEY ******** YOU
you think your smart, you think your really cool
but messing with my friends is stupid you god damn fool!
HAHAHHAHAH IM GOING TO DIE BY THE END OF TONIGHT I SWEAR.
IM GOING TO LIKE, IMPLODE.this is my PUNK song with the word c**t in it
LOOK AT ME WITH MY FRESH DOOBIE, WANT A HIT?
NO WAY b***h THIS IS STRAIGHT EDGE TOWN,
YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE WEARING THAT HOOKER GOWN.
drinking MONSTER is the way we throw it down
NO MORE DRUGS, NO MORE THUGS
NO MORE HOOKERS NO MORE SLUTS!
THIS IS MY RAP SONG WITH THE WORD b***h IN IT
LAS VEGAS IS THE PLACE TO GO TO HIIIIIIIITCH IT
goooood lord
seriosuly
this is what im coming with off the top of my god damn head lets all jump in the sack with our business partners and daughters a city of people
yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrh when im bored
i click everything i possibly can on a page
^______^
skirfkaminekakkaaasafasfasf 7) The tracks have very bizarre titles, what do they mean?
kwrejgwekrjhwegkwegrkwerjbg 12) What is your dru(g)kq of choice?
what does dru(g)kq mean, I dont understand the question, sorry. its pretty damn possible that im going to fall asleep and drool everywhere and wreck my computer. oh fuuuck 5 more pages of useless bullfgt
23) You were once quoted as saying you weren't recording any new material cos you were 'sick of being ripped off'...who have you ripped off?
Ive never got sick of being sucked off, dont know what your on about, whats your name, youre weird?The "Drukqs" album Q&A
I know you're jonezin' for more info on the upcoming Aphex Twin double-CD and quadruple-vinyl, Drukqs (release date: Oct. 23rd.) Until now, about the only information that had been released was the 30 title tracklist and a short lived RealAudio stream of the awesome (and incredibly commercial) "54 Cymru Beats." The time has come for more info and its in the form of a good ol' Q&A, email style.1) Why " DRUKQS"?
it up to evryone to make their own interpretation. 3) What have you been doing since Windowlicker was released?
playing around with human embryos that myself and my girlfriend made, before its illegal.
ERWMIGAW
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I KILL FOR DEATH AND LIVE FOR LIFE, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUUUUUUUUUT
i throw my expectations in the blender to teach myself a little lessonBRI-YAN HANER I HAVE YOUR MOTHERRRRRRR NIME SORRY IM SORRY IM NOT SHORE
i wonder where my glasses are i wonder where my glasses are i wonder where my glasses are click here to build your superhero
LIES AND DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!
"its just denial"
THEY SAID click here to build your superhero
LIES AND DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!
"its just denial"
THEY SAID click here to build your superhero
LIES AND DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!
"its just denial"
THEY SAIDWHYD YOU MAKE THAT PART BROWN?
BECAUSE IM MENTALLY INSECURE. HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU DUMB?
YES, AND THEY NO LONGER HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY OF A VERY INTELLEGENT GOLDFISH
STIFFYATTACK LOL: you`re funny whebn you`re tiredd.STIFFYATTACK LOL: you`re funny whebn you`re tiredd.STIFFYATTACK LOL: you`re funny whebn you`re tiredd.STIFFYATTACK LOL: you`re funny whebn you`re tiredd. IF YOU EVER HAVE THE TIME TO CHANGE THE COLOR OF THE CELLPHONE,.
change it to burnt umber
ITWILL REMIND ME OF YOUR FLESH WHEN I BURN YOU DOWN. atnight
i turn into a werewolf
and kill people
and write love poems icon_razz.gif
arah♥arah♥arah♥xting me b
xting me b
xting me b
xting me b
xting me b
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HEY DO YOU HAVE THE KEYS TO MY JAGUAR?
"BUT SIR, I WONT HAVE TRANSPORTATION THROUGH THE WILDREEdgdsdsgd GADSQUIPTLEPIPTAPAPTOO
IF EGGS WERE ALWAYS COOKED ON THE ROAD,
WE'D HAVE NO WHERE TO DRIVE BECAUSE
NO ONE DRIVES WHERE THEY COOK FOOD.
IF EGGS WERE ALWAYS COOKED ON THE ROAD,
WE'D HAVE NO WHERE TO DRIVE BECAUSE
NO ONE DRIVES WHERE THEY COOK FOOD. holy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenormous amount of ridiculous word clumps a master of a comet link. icon_neutral.gif
if i rang your doorbell and hid in the bush
would you forgive me for trampling your pertruding hipthacartharsisIF I WAS NAIVE,
WOULD YOU SPREAD THE PEANUT BUTTER ON MY SANDWHISHHHHHH BEACH incase you
yre wonderfinga STOP THAT RIGHT ******** NOW. before i pull outa hand gun and spread treebark all over your lawn I just realized where i am
still in the art auction thread
:/
if i was in the bj thread, tony,
i wouldnt feel bad.
because
that thread is rdidiiiculous icon_heart.gif io love it wow i hope people dont actually take the time to read my posts
i hope i dont relvie the memories of ggm
I MEAN,
if people read these posts
bsides you
i will be banned to the coldest side of the moon
67456 squear the otehr day someone called my pinkcellphone
and i asnwered
and say
"WOT?"
and he said
it was a girl actually
so she said
"would you like to relive your GGM?" maybe if i devoloped a knack for smelling outtew more pages until my life unfolllllllllllllllllllls
to sum up my night
i would say
"grof-klematerc-tech" if a knight in shining armour appeared before me
i'd ask him if it hurts when i do THIS
BAM
BAM
BAMcape should not be spelled with a c
but a k
beecause then i could sa
wheres my kape?
and not sound like an illiterate sfmsi wish i knew where all of the crpa in my mind came from
seriously
o___o
it scares me sometimes
when i look back on the stuff i write at like
4 in the morning i cant even spell anymore my fingers are like
OOOOWIGGLEDY BOOO
but yeah
im not actually this weird
so.
dssdsdsd all the stuff iv've written would make one hell of a blog entry.
i wonder if anyone would actually take the time from their lives to read it.
because.
id like someone to tell me where it all comes from
i wasnt actually listening or watching anything while i wrote all this
my ipod killed itself
so ive been sitting in silence
typing out these things with a complete striaght face
my neck hurts now i think im going to need to re-learn english nowone more freakign page
20 minutes left until i actually complete one of my gaia ,,,goals. icon_neutral.gif icon_neutral.gif
in the process i do believe i lost my mind.
and developed some sort of
conscience? my brian keeps telling me
"write wmroe"
like, my brain says
DOUBLE-YOU-EM-ARE-OH-EE
its soweird
and i wrote brian up there instead of brain
to laaaaaaaaaaaaaze i think im dyslexic
i can read words that are like
aflasfaslf
or
im super amazing at reading
like
aflkashflaskfhaslkfhf
sf
s
sf
fffffff
im going to go into my bed (when this is done)
and sleep until 5pm tomorrow night. then ill drink plenty of water
and read steven king until my eyes burn out of their sockets and the sockets of my eyes dry out and suck in the rest of my face icon_arrow.gif no i have a prettyfaceand who the hell said i
like jr
SR HAS GOT THE GENES.
ajdjadadkla
i smell my bed from a mile away
it smells like inchworms and febreeze mixed together until mixing is completee.e. four hours
four god damn hour
s
it took four hours to lose my brian
that it
GOD DAMMIT I SPELLED BRIAN AGAIN
brain
brain
brain
brain
brain
brain
brain
brainmy brian is now singing aerosmith tome
I DONT WANNA CLSOE MAH EYES
IDON WANNA FULLL ASLEEP COS I MISS YOU BEB N EYE DUN WANNA MISS AU THAAAANGASF;JSFAJFAS FI TYPED BRIAN AAAAAAAAAAGAIN
okay
thats it
i have no need to ever type brain ever aghain
because i dont have one this should be it
I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK
MYSELF, SOYBEANS, AEROSMITH
AND OF COURSE THAT BIG OLD LAZY CAT WHO SCARED THA CRAP OUT OF ME
GOODNIGHT WESTCHESTER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING ABOVE IS RANDOMLY COPIED AND PASTED FROM MY POST HISTORY.
ALL OF THAT WAS WRITTEN LAST NIGHT BETWEEN 12:30 AND 4:30 AM
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