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Rantings of a Madman
Stories by the certifiably insane.
Why I got a Cig.
User ImageIn the beginning man asked unto God, "O rly?" And God replied unto him, "Ya rly," and there was much merry making indeed. And for seven days and seven nights, the world screamed out incredulously, "No wai!" Until God got fed up, and said, "Stfu, you nubs, gtfo." And then there was a flood, and God was all like, "Pwnt, bitches."

And so, a brave man named N0@h, said unto his fellow man, "Screw you, I'm going to get on a boat and watch a bunch of animals ********." And watch them ******** he did. And after forty days and forty nights of kinky parties, the flood stopped, and N0@h was all like, "Kick a**." And so, after letting out his boat full of horny toads, humped camels, and anacondas finding their way into ladies' pants, N0@h died of lung cancer because he smoked. And God was all like, "Silly N0@h, cigs are for zombies!"

And THAT'S why I have a Cig. 3nodding






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TicTacsAreGoodForYou
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commentCommented on: Mon Jul 03, 2006 @ 11:17pm
roflcopter rofl

But what the hell does that have to do with a cig? XD


-harts2u-


commentCommented on: Mon Jul 03, 2006 @ 11:20pm
Horny toads. xd



Corian
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JinYokimo
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commentCommented on: Mon Jul 03, 2006 @ 11:21pm
Every time my avatar smokes, he laughs at N0@h a bit on the inside. >w<


commentCommented on: Tue Jul 04, 2006 @ 05:48am
OMG Thats so funny!



Der Gnomish Kojote
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Albtraum Maus
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commentCommented on: Tue Jul 04, 2006 @ 07:53pm
LAWLZERS. xd


commentCommented on: Thu Jul 06, 2006 @ 06:14am
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Is this guy a shark or what?



Carice Lauer
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