CopyPasta for when my Rap Rhymes fail:
'When Little Timmy saw a bat,
He said: "The time is here -
To take my own revenge on that
Which man has come to fear!
"For years and years, you bats have chewed
And chomped and munched and bit -
But now I'm here to tell you, dude:
We've had enough of it!"
He laughed aloud with dark delight,
And grabbed the bat with pride -
And Little Timmy took a bite.
And everybody died.'
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