Story idea: A redneck man in a small town of one hundred fifty people meets a sexy woman, he gets with her and finds she is a crazy good lover in bed, but also finds out she is a werewolf, he decides to build a wooden cage and put her in it every full moon, deep within the woods. How far is he willing to go to keep the rest of the town from finding out her secret. I'll tell you, HE KILLS THEM! Also, she prefers fresh meat, so he begins luring children, and women, and other easy prey into the woods and forcing them into the cage for her to eat.
I am the guy stocking shelves at Publix and the same man giving you the classic Luigi death glare when you ask me to go look in the back for your Cheerios.