Because the first entry was being dumb:

The Anon's:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Good luck on your quest, Reiko!
Item: Princess of the Heavens

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: You've got mail, Kupo!
User Image
Item: Make It Pour (Thunderstorm; 37mil)

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Once upon a time there was a Reiko. And Reiko liked bunnies. And sharks.
However, the SPCA WAS ALL, "NUH-UH REIKO. NO SHARKS." So Reiko was all, "YOLO." and got a shark anyways.
or did she.
DUN DUNN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
-A really bad story teller anon
Item: Bina the Bunny

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: A shark is a majestic predator, and their champion is no less majestic, accept this token and may it help you become more majestic~

- The Lord Luck Anon
Item: Princess of The Universe

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: We meet once again
Reiko, full of magic
Being unable to get your goals
Why, that's utterly tragic!

I have come to help
By bringing you this gift
Though, I've seemed to forget my signature
On others... my mind seems to be adrift.

I do hope this quest
Goes well for all of you
Use or sell this gift
Goodbye for now, adieu~

~ The Black Rose Anon
Item: Townie Accents (5 Pack)

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: TO THE ESKIMO OF SPARKLES
- The REAL Shady Anon (who is not Blue because he's not shady he's pinky)
Item: Princess of my Heart

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Purple Hare *u*
Item: Portrait of a Lavender Hare

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From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: [image]
I heard you like sharks~
Item: Toothy


From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Now you can take it off the wishlist &D 8D
Item: Flurry Madame

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Hope it helps your quest! ^^
Item: Mythrill Coin Package (500,000,000 Gold)

From: An anonymous benefactor (Totally not Ryuza XD)
Message: *u*
Item: Lamenting Lucie

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: User Image
Another package, Kupo!
Item: Alien Raygun

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: User Image
Item: Mr S. Chompy Pillow

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts!
And as I was wan-der-ing around~
I found your thread and
Decided to give you this gift instead!
I hope this is okay!
- CoconAnon
Item: Lulling Lucie

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From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Boop~ =w=
Item: Murder de Rojo, Keiko's Blueberry Cake

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From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: BUNNIIIEESSSSSSSS @u@ FOR REIKOOOOO
Item: Bunny Bundle

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From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Veeheeheehee~ I'm sorry, dearie, I'm all out of moss. I hope this satisfies you while I go to collect some more! Veeheeheeheeee~

- Moss Merchant Anon
Item: Princess of the World

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: SHARKY!!! SHARK WEEK
Item: Sharky March

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I found it!!!!
Anon: Astra: Shy Black Tipped Cotton

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: WE GOT NO TROUBLES
LIFE IS THE BUBBLES
UNDER THE SEAAAAA *u*
Item: Mr.Orca March

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Happy (late) B-day! =w=
-Boop Anon
Item: Mint Artemis

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: KAPOOOOOOOOWWWWW

~Sniped
Item: Cool Brilliant Maiden Style

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: User Image
Item: Blueberry Cookie Queen of Cups

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Question: Could I possibly have sold this for a big chunk of change?
Answer: Maybe
Better Question: Do I wanna wait when I can just give it to someone else?
Answer: I could, but where's the inspiration in that?
Item: Run & Gun

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Precious friend of to all, So kind and so caring
I present to you this crown, Wear it if you're daring

~ Secret Anon
Item: Princess of Rage

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: No fancy poem for today
Have a nice Christmas day~
User Image
~ Secret Anon
Item: Walk in the Woods (44,000,000)

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: & && && && && && && &..

-Bored Anon
Item: Delicate Red Gift Box (Scarf and Mittens; 1,280,000,000)

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: MERRY CHRISTMAS, REIKO

- a fox in elf clothing *u*
Item: Lavender Marionette


From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Christmas Boop~
=w=
Item: Rosamund's Yearning

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.

~ Christmas lover
Item: Astra: Confused Emote

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: MERRY CHRISTMAS

- Santa Bunny
Item: Mocha the Netherland Dwarf Rabbit

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Greetings, my good friend I say,
Why experience bad on a festive day?
Here's a gift, I hope it brings back your smile
Hope this will also be worthwhile.
Dear Reiko, one who is always care for anyone she knew
Please remember that there are always friends who will care for you too.

~ Pure L. Anon
Item: Winter March Bundle

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
bebe whines "Mooom, I need you"
Item: Dark Vigilant Hound

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: RAAAWWWR OWO
Item: Red Eyes Dragon Master

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Another year's past since birth
I hope it was filled with mirth
It's a special day
Though it's hard to say
If you even thought it was worth
Please don't let yourself ever feel down
In our company you must surround
For a moment brief
Have some relief
With a toast to the sweetest in town

Item: Bright Princess Diamandis

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: AMMMY
Item: Lunar Eclipse Odori

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
User Image

*sparkle, sparkle~*

Item: Refined Rose Revolution

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: AGDYHASKJDHGAUIWKDJLAGDUYKAJLIDGIODL;JAFOUYTRUEQDTFWGYHTIJKPL'H;KGJSFHADGFSGDTSJK;ORH;UREFIYALUTKYRJDUxsgcvujkl',
:Kf/ljkhjgfjZADUCsyhjgl';lgnkgl/bjfkhvcjgshfxsHVXSYHIDg

yes
spend time with grandma that sounds good. lets do this.
Item: Alice's Path

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: ADASD
Item: [Animal] Elle's Versatility

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: NOT RIS
Item: Beary Starry

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Because you're a fan of the Kagamine Twins~
Item: Input Command Up Down

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I've seen you around a bit, and you seem like such a lovely and sweet person, so I wanted to gift you something.
^,^
Enjoy

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: HUEHUE
Item: Mocha the Netherland Dwarf Rabbit

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Yay strawberries *u*
Item:: Strawberry Social

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: THIS IS HARE-RAISING *u*
Item: Portrait of a Hare

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Such pretty *u*
Item: Moonstone Borealis

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Mooooooo
Item: Mooligan

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: *u*
Item: Crimson Dragon Master

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: GRAVITY FALLLSSSSS *u*
Item: Mysterious Siblings

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: MOOoOOOOOooOOOOOOOOoOOM -The Not Grayson Anon
Item: Quiver

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Item: Cosmic Wish

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Happy Birthday!
Item: Foxy Moods

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Happy B-Day!
Item: Tama's Basket

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Boop~!
Item: Koi

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

-Fur baby
Item: Festive Rainbow Bundle

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: L - Lots of
G - Gigantic
B - Bunnies
T - To Hug
Item: Rainbow Feels Mood Bubble

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: BUBS EATS SPIDERS
Item: Sinful Master Tamers

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: BUBS-from your bubs
Item: Carrot Veggie Vampire

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: *MOO*
Item: Ethereal Corona

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Item: Blue Eyes Dragon Master

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Happy Birthday~!
Item: Fishing For Sherbert

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: :]
Item: Her Bright Delight

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Happy Birthday!

(...you may wanna check Steam)
Item: Dainty Dragonslayer

From: sneaky anon
Message: i did all the calculations but man am i bad at math
Item: Taffy Fashionable Libra

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: [Censored verbally abusive message]
Item: Pizza Slice

From: An anonymous benefactor
Item: Brave Lestelle

From: An anonymous benefactor
Item: ???

From: An anonymous benefactor
Item: Radiant Prism

From: An anonymous benefactor
Item: Shark Attack

From: An anonymous benefactor
Item: Mr. Shark March