::runs inside frantically::
THE LAWN GNOMES ARE COMING!!!
::runs around in parallelograms in a mad panic::
THEY WILL DEVOUR OUR FLESH AND CONSUME OUR SOULS!!
OH THE HUMANITY!!
THE HORROR OF IT ALL! D:
THE HORROR!
THE AWE-INSPIRING, GASTRO-INTESTINAL HORROR!!

::stops suddenly::

But fear not!
The Lawn Gnomes are no match for...
::holds out a cute little vibrating sheep plushie::
...THE VIBRATING SHEEP OF DEATH!! >D
::The Vibrating Sheep of Death vibrates slightly in hand, making a soft brr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r sound::
Yeah, that's right!
Feel my wrath, squirrelly peasants!! 8D
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