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"Japan Is Weird"
I feel like, every time I hear a statement like this, which is far too common for words, I want to just gib u something "worse" made by 'Murican hands or someone else. It's like, the middle east breeds scumbags, but an objectively superior vidya on the internet means Japan's just ********' disgustin'. It begs the question of, "How does the internet only know of English Vidyas & Japanesian Vidyas?"

I rarely see anyone posting vidyas describing the "********" of anywhere else, where apparently this solitary news/entertainment piece defines the entire country as being like this. So, since w0t I'm looking for on the internet is always s**t that one could only obtain from the best the intanetwebz haz to offer, let's try and list "just why" USA-Pop, J-Pop & K-Pop are all exactly the same, by talkin' 'bout Meemeez.

If Japa-Napa is defined by "this collection of glorious s**t", then 'Murica must also be defined by "this collection of glorious s**t". Ex., if 'Murica is to be less PC, then 'Murica will become moar like Japan. This is good, so let's continue.

1a. Japan haz Tentacle Hentai revolving around their Animuz. 'Murica rarely does.
1b. However, 'Murica breeds My Little Pony & furries en-masse in comparison. Japan has next to zero furries & furry pr0n. I can think of only Mr. Comet as a Japanese artiste who does this, thanks mostly to being constantly reminded by the crypto-IRC's resident furfag. 'Murica also pretty much coined the "Rules of the internet" such as "Rule 34 - If it exists, there is pr0n of it" & the rarely spoken "Rule 63 - If it exists, there is an opposite gender counterpart." Ya should know w0t dat means; Sonic Le Hedgehog & Mega Man have now been drawn as femalez with gaping pussayz. I don't think Japan does dat as often as "we" do, so up yours, Japan.

2. Japan censors their pr0n. We don't, so woohoo, ********.

3! Let's cover "Weird s**t on TubeYou". So, the one thing to be noted aboot the difference between Nicovideo & TubeYou is dat Nico Nico has had less nudity censorship overall than TubeYou, altho it's still there. This is probz cuz Nico is smaller & isn't pounded constantly with take-down requests. Basically, Japan definitely knows wut TubeYou is & has various users spread out, 'Murica barely knows w0t Nico Nico is & has... well, I signed up; can't think of anyone else; lel.

3a. Memez. So, I found Japan has this glorious meme-music-vidya-editing skill like dem Gachimuchi medleyz dat 'Murica doesn't hab. Japan has "orz" which is meant to be some kind of emoticon representing a guy on his knees with his head against the ground. They also abuse the letter "w" for some reason. If ya ever see a Nico vidya with comments enabled, you'll likely see a bunch of ********' w's go across ur screen like there's no end in sight.

3b. W0t 'Murica & Englanderz & whatevs have come up with are Montage Parodies & YTP or "YouTube Poop". "We" may not hab glorious, 11-minute remixes, but "we" do hab My Little Pony doing this:
#1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfdP5yeUdxs
#2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOCVC5MkhaI
#3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpH-SmtnOqI
FYI, I know the names of like all the "Mane 6" & a few others primarily from watching this s**t & not the actual show; kek.

##1. All of Japan gets their 1337 memerz' editing skillz going on medleyz? Pfft, 'Murica's 1337 memerz got sum Loominati Doritos & Surprise Buttsex: lol
#Brazzers
##2. Japan's got lots'o Meme Muzic, but Tomorrow I'll: lul
##3. So sorry u don't got Hitler singing Miley Cyrus songz, Japfags: lel
##MEMEWars

4! Meh Fav'rite Category: Le Vidya Gaemz. Japan does seem to have this section beat like a pro with their tonz o' raep gaemz, 'specially since 'Muricanz are lazy & refuse to code... but let's think Deepar.
4a. Name for me a Japanese-specific emulator for the popular consolez. Dat's right, bitches; "Not Japan" ownz the e-piracy section of dis category for even Japanesian consoles. Who has the most hackerz & vidya-gaem ********? "We" do. "We" hab MLP Earthbound hacks like Equestriabound & dat site I didn't Wayback called baddesthacks.net. Japan's got like nothing. Let's just see a portion of the list of the hackz teh 1337 Haxorz "we" got hab made on dat site, shall "we"? Before "we" begin, who's teh onez providing the nude hackz of Tomb Raider & Metroid & whatnot? Dat's right; English-speakers; Japan got like zero. Here are some hack namez by 'Muricanz & general "Westerners": (It's all under the NES section, m'boy.)
Le 1. Bisexual Neo-Fags!
Le 2. Lesbian Tennis 2015
Le 3. Naked Headless Mario Fights the d**k Nazis
Le 4. Naked Headless Mario Fights the d**k Nazis 2
Le 5. E3 2015 DEMO: Naked Princess Peach ******** the d**k Nazis
Le 4. Mel Gibson: Whore Fighter
Le 5. Rabbi Harrel Grobberklotz
Le 6. The Legend of Iowa
Le 7. Gay Ginger’s Cave Adventure
Le 8. Pony Poki Panic (Super Mario Bros. 2 hack; take a wild guess what they mean by "Pony" wink

W0t's Japan got in dis section, if ya can find any? I mean, obvs "we" can accumulate the most unofficial translations into English, but find this for any other language. There was a French gaem of weirdery called OFF. It was translated to English so "we" can hab moar weirdery. Didja find a Japanese translation so they can experience it? Probz not, cuz "we're" the Great Weird Ones.

Well, ya see, a part of indie Japan turns everything into Touhou; Touhou Contra, Touhou dis, Touhou dat, etc. See, at least Touhou in itself isn't that bad. Ya see, there's Mega Pony (Mega Man), Super Lesbian Horse RPG & Fallout Mods, cuz a part of indie/hackfest 'Murica changes everything into My Little Pony. If there was a platform of ******** Uppery like dlsite.com for 'Muricanz, would there be moar raep gaemz than w0t Japan can s**t out? My guess = maybeh. If "we" hab a higher rate of raep than Japan, is this implausible? W0t of MUGEN & its numerous pr0n followers & editors? Dat one's kinda split on where the tits & a** comes from. It's either 'Murica, Japan or dem MFX, 2girls1cup areas of Brazil. ********' South Americans & their filthy degeneracy!11! (Yeah, but, Christianity is winning... in ur dreams & nitemares.)

5. Le good ole e-piracy; 'Murica got ya beat on dis one. See, Napster got sued, right? Sure, but was dat of Japanese origin? In Japa-Napa, there has been 3 Japanese-specific & prominent e-piracy programz; WinNY, Share & Perfect Dark. The first two were sued & peeps aren't sure who's behind PD. See, of English & 'Murican descent, "we" own Japan in dis category. W0t do us Englishers got? Do I even hab to begin the list of who designed all ur e-piracy software?

6. s**t mang, 'Murica & Tumblr are the home of the ever elusive SJW, the Loominati, ***** safe havens like Miracle Village, drug overdoses that Japan can't even wag its furry tail or tentacles at & "we're" ********' great @ school shootings dat it's like a traditional past-time of "ours."

9. Didja think I'd forget aboot Shitcoins & Satoshi Nakamoto? I can name ya like 7 Japanese-origin cryptoz with non-creative names in comparison to 500+-get-rich-quick scams cooked up by 'Muricanz & generally English-speaking shitlords. There's some classic, traditional names like, Dogecoin (+numerous spinoffs like Dogecoindark & Litedoge), SJWcoin, Titcoin, Tittiecoin, XXXcoin, Sexcoin, Groincoin, BDSM, Fetish, Nyancoin, Trollcoin, Cthulhu Offerings, Animecoin (lel, u think this is Japan's idea?) Biebercoin & MileyCyruscoin. Now, now, don't you dare be sour & think I'm leaving My Little Pony out of this; Equestrian Bits, Pwnycoin, etc. When you get a Touhoucoin, then we'll talk, bruh.

10. s**t, just compare everything Japan makes to wut's on Newgrounds. There's good ole Madness: Deus Ex Machina which is quite literally a genocide with some implied ******** & the final enemy fightin' 'im with his d**k. Come on, mang; how is dat not as grand as "weird Japan"? "But, but, dey hab Pantsu Dispensers!" And? "We" got statues of Satan, gay pride parades & Happy Tree Friends. Your point? Save ur excuses for ur fatass diabetic training before I get Wilford Brimley after u. We also have a bigger collection of fedoras, so the joke's on u.

W0t do u gaiz want from me? I gib u a little vidya from Japan with like 10k views & u go, "Ew, Japan istanbul so wierd, mang." I giv u a vidya from 'Murica with 6mil views & suddenly u change ur tone to, "yeh but we're not all like dat." or some petty excuse. Ya know, there's been 8 year-olds getting killed & brutally physically & verbally abused for practically 20 years now... and that's just on South Park & Family Guy, the two highest r8ed cartoons of 'Murica, but Japan is like totes the "weird" ones? Ur liek, ******** incompetent is w0t u r. U gaiz have dished out munny to WWE's "Blading" for years, where they deliberately cut themselves for show & pay out the a** to see ******** gib themselves papercuts & various s**t on Jackass, but somehow... Japan is weird? You're mentally deficient... exactly w0t makes us so goddamn gr8, m8.

U gaiz r like Betas. W8, u r Betas, maybeh even Deltas or Gammas or "some other word denoting Not-An-Alpha in a language I'm abusing & don't speak."





 
 
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