Coconut Shy? Shy Coconut. Why is the Coconut Shy?

I always got the impression that coconuts were vicious little hairy things.

Today I was eaten Cheese and Spring Onion chips when one got lodged in my throat. It was only subdued after drinking the remainder of Pepsi in the fridge, and I think it's still there. It feels like it's still there, anyway.

Chippy is choking on chippies. How ironic. gonk