This has been brought to my attention:
http://i.imgur.com/Ltt3uxA.jpgObvs we gotta cover the tits & all, but let's actually divulge into what I'm looking at. The status quo of a femmie not wearing any armor when a male wears bulk that he probz can't realistically handle is one thing, but the new pic depicts the woman as wearing actually legit armor. See, on the left we have the standard that a femmie is barely wearing anything. Cool crying and all, but now on Le Right we have a femmie wearing wut looks like regular, femmie-fitting armor. Of course, except for her uncovered left shoulder that would be nice to make bleed...
Now, let's look at the disaster that is the male. Obvs men can't be drawn sexually. Peeps don't know how to actually do this, so why attempt something you're gonna fail at?
Next we have what the non-armor douchebag thinks is armor. So apparently, having a giant belt going across your shoulder is considered armor. See, I don't think you actually see how big of fags these arteests are. Who the ******** designs a guy to wear what he's wearing if not to try and make the character look like a Speciale Snowflake? His hair looks so perfectly cut for medieval settings. How many gaemz are there where the guy has spiky-armor pieces? In this case, we haz just one shoulder-thing and one on his thigh which looks like a hazardous position that could cut his arm/arm "armor" if he moves it the wrong way. How many times can you not actually utilize these spikes as weapons/shoulder tackles?
That's right, as much as y'all b***h about femmies bein' nekkid, ya never notice how impractical and made-to-look-pseudo-badass all the malez armor looks like. Dude's a fashion victim, wearing a ********, hipster armor set that doesn't even make sense. Does he even have armor on under that robe or is it just a t-shirt? Wut da ******** is dat; a bull on his "main" belt? What is he; a cattle farmer? Yeah, mang, gotta get yourself some Bulls & Bull Accessories. Should "we" get PETA involved? Dat decapitated bull head ornament might symbolize the unethical treatment of farm animals or something similar.
I'm'a maybe go and critique all the left-alone-from-censorship malez armour that y'all think is so super fresh and dope.
