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My suicide attempt failed. Now the Leftists' Racist Police Force has caught up to me. Just like Michael Savage told me before, the KKK and White Supremacy is all Leftist ideology. Look at these Leftists. Everyone around me is too Leftist. I'm the only True Rightist in this whole world, and I am so alone, in this forest, raping women. Parry!

Pah! The Leftists cannot catch me, for my pants are not drooping down low enough for the Leftist Niggers to catch up with me. This is why we don't let Nigs on the police force. They'll let their uniform droop so low they can't catch anyone. This is why I left my pants home, for they reduce wind resistance and do not allow the breeze to go through swiftly.

The Leftists' Racist Police Force have so many guns it's unbelievable. All of my old Rightist buddies that wanted less restrictions on their business practices and what they wanted to sell, like Eric Garner, the only good ******, are dying thanks to these Healthiness Enforcers that advertise all these Anti-Cigarette Truth campaigns. If only he wasn't such a tub of lard, he'd probably still be with us in this world.

I don't know what to do with these Leftists and their sports. Women shouldn't be playing in football. Men shouldn't be cheering for Leftist Madonna during half time and wearing pink just because of breast cancer. This is why I'm a primitivist and don't watch TV. All those Leftist ESPN networks giving rights to Leftist Anita Loving EA Sports. Damn your electronic gizmos you Leftists use to indoctrinate us!

Sports are a leisurely activity, not a necessity like Survivalism and running from the Leftists' Gay Military. I'm considering going Amish so I can do survivalism even harder as I churn butter. Oh, but the Leftist Health Force is going to tell me I shouldn't eat butter, because of all those trans-fats. Paula Deen taught me all I know about cooking, but she became too Leftist. All those electronic devices she talks to and uses, like those microphones, electric stoves and microwaves. Parry!

These Leftists don't know how to stop following me. These women aren't going to rape themselves, you know. They're Survivalist Women, which means they know that, in the wild, men do everything and they just follow along. Women can't fend for themselves against the Leftists or handle weaponry, and they know this, so they just follow me around on this highly advanced, chain leash while they get raped along the way.

I knew I should have built a cabin up here, but chainsaws require too much evil technology, and I didn't find any decent ax-making instructions on the Leftists' Google. I have no idea where to find any metal that isn't being hogged by all the Leftists' sinister, electronic, extraction plants. How could one use such electronic, Leftist trickery to find the pieces that the Leftist trickery is made of? That's horse cocky. If you can't dig the metal out with your bare hands, you're not doing survivalism right. Kids these days have it so easy compared to when my righteous grandfathers came to this land, and I like it hard. Parry!

The homo Leftists must have thought I was flirting with them when I said that. Filthy, Degenerate Leftists think everything is about sex. My survivalist women know I'm only raping them to make babies, but outside in this air, where the Leftists' Churches with their technology and pastors speaking into electronic microphones are not welcome here. No church has been safe from being connected through telephone wires & transformers & electricity. The Pope now embraces this "technology" trickery when he speaks. Our cleansed society has fallen, and there is nothing but electronics consuming our youths' & elders' minds every day.

The Left is upon us. Look above you, Leftist Brainwasher! Do you see all of those wires connecting to those houses & those churches, giving everyone brain cancer?! Do you see it? Do you see the microwaves, Leftist? No, of course you'll say you don't. You designed them to brainwash me, but I'm stronger than you think I am! I will never fall to your electronic trickery!

Aha! I've located my wooden bunker, made from planks I got from the Leftists' Home Depot with their electric drills, that will protect me from your nuclear bombs. All of your secretly Leftist Presidents with their electronic security locks on their bunker's doors will fail them, and they'll be locked in there forever! All of the advanced trickery you think you understand, with your rechargeable batteries, your combination locks, your flashlights and your can openers somehow think you can beat my custom made butterfly knife I got from the Home Shopping Network?! Parry!

Ha! You can't get me in here with your Leftist bazooka technology! I have string!