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OMGWTFUGHEYTURTLES!?! I Finally Came Up With My Fic Title! Thank You -Rayn.


youstinkysmirflololol
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Fic 7
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The course of true love never did run smooth...

My butt monkey, Ochi, and I had just stolen bread, and now are being hunted down by the Sultan's S.W.A.T team. "We rock, Ochi!" We gave each other a high five. We looked over to see how the search was going, and I saw a girl. "Ochi....That's the most beautiful girl I have ever seen."

The butt monkey explained how all beautiful girls are skanks, and men shouldn't be seducted, but it was too late. I walked towards the girl with the hood over her head, and she looked back at me. She was blushing because she thought I was sexy, but she was scared that I knew who she was. She quickly stole an apple while the man wasn't looking, but the man grabbed her, seeing as she had the apple. "And who might you be pretty lady!" The man removed her hood, and he gasped. "Princess ORLY!?!"

My world felt like it had shattered when I rwalized she was a princess. "I'll never be able to get a girl like her...." I sighed as I sat down on a bench. I was grabbed by both of my arms and dragged to the Arabian prison. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY! OCHI! HELP!" Ochi, instead of helping, ran away.

He couldn't move his hands at all. He looked around for someone to help him and he head sounds of a monkey above him. "Ochi! Lockpick these shackles!" The shackles broke loose and he got up. "Man....I wish I could marry that princess ORLY, but her father, Sultan Moony, would never say yes!" An old man from the dark spoke. "You want a wish....Go to the Cave of Erica..."

Ochi and I entered the Death God's mouth and quickly got into the treasure room. First we found a magical bed, that had lots of white stains on it. He then found the lamp. He then rubbed it, and a genie came out. "HI THERE! I AM MATT COHEN! THE GENIE OF THE LAMP! WHAT IS YOUR FIRST WISH?" I was shocked. A being who could grant wishes? This is too much.

"Matt! My first wish is that I want to be back in Agrabah! Then I wish that Princess ORLY and I loved each other and the Sultan didn't care."

In an instant, I was back in Agrabah, and I was in the castles' guest house. I heard someone knock on the door. It was ORLY. I opened the door, and she immediatly kissed me. Ochi slapped himself. She pressed me down to the bed. "Ninja....I love you...." We then heard a big boom coming from the castle, and we saw Paws dead, and Canned Nightmare, the Sultan's advisor, killing the Sultan. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Quickly, I pulled myself up to where he was and drew my scimater. Nightmare laughed as he drew his cane sword. "ORLY is mine!" I quickly began to slash at him, and he easily blocked. "You barely know her! You demon!" I then kicked him off the roof and got on my matriss and landed where ORLY was, sobbing her eyes out. "Paws....Why!" I then patted her back, and Matt Cohen came. "Well you could always revive the Sultan!"

"No Matt....I wish....."

"I WISH FOR YOU TO REVIVE PAWS!"

The lamp disappeared, and Paws got up and hugged princess ORLY. She looked back at me, wiping away her tears. I smiled at her. "Come away with me.." She made a light gasp of delight as we got on the magic matris and flew off, with the covers over us so nobody could see what we were actually doing.

Erica came back, with her hood still on. She lifted me up and clenched my head. "Time to go..." She threw me into the space time continuom and sent me back to reality.

TO BE CONTINUED!





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Kajuchu
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comment Commented on: Thu May 18, 2006 @ 08:37pm
his one i loved i was a buttmonkey llol i want a bigger part! *reads script*


comment Commented on: Thu May 18, 2006 @ 08:45pm
I had NO part, but looking upon what parts I usually get, I'm rather leaning towards this being a good thing.

ANYMORE OF MY TOUCHING IN A NON-PLATONIC WAY, AND I'LL E-MAIM YOU.



The Masked Dai of DOOM
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Shaff
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comment Commented on: Mon Oct 15, 2007 @ 09:17pm
Butt Monkey? ;'3


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