"Sometimes you have to fight to get your point across".

If sex without love exists why can't people understand that love without sex exists too.

If it fits, I sits.

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr, purr, purr.

I know i'm cute and all but, i'm dangerously cute.

You're going down, I'm not talking about down town, i'm taking about 6-feet underground.

Y.O.L.O: You Only Live Once. Unless, you a Zombie.

BAZINGA!

"There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... Empty."

Don't be racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber created be the Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican. Jumps like a Black man and grabs money like a Jew.

If you wouldn't make her your wife, don't make her a mother.

"Yesterday is history and tomorrow is mystery."

"Every Twenty-Third spring for Twenty Three days it gets to... Eat."

"Hey man, am I driving okay?" "I think we're parked, man."

Women don't Fart... They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a Unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

"What does mine say?" "Sweet." "What about mine?" "Dude!"

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."

Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

Enjoy the little things.

I HATE when people assume that I wear the same pair of black leggings every day, but the truth is I have like 10 pair's.

People are going to talk whether you're doing bad or good so love life to the fullest and don't worry or care what others think. Make yourself happy!

"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to."

"Oh you wanna play Psycho Killer? -Nods yes- Can I be the helpless victim.? -Nods yes- Please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel."

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

1, 2, Freddy's coming' for you, 3, 4, Better lock your door, 5, 6, Grab a Crucifix, 7, 8, Better stay up late, 9, 10, Freddy's back again.

That's a thing about food, it demands to be eaten. The fault is in our diets.

I'm not a Princesses, I don't need saving. I'm a Queen, I have everything under control.

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky.