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This is about the lulz with which have begun between The Legendary Guest and RedRoosties.

See, we have "what ifs" which can only be properly... yeah, in order to... Pot Dreams.

"A mango could be a cucumber." Yay! It should be known that this is semantics going awry. I mean, s**t, I am Le Core. I could be Le Total Lord, but I am Le Core.

Legendary attempted to counter Pot Dreams by using, "Does this mean monkeys will fly out of my a**?" Well, yes, by the rules of Quantum Semantics, a monkey could be s**t. See, if a "mango" becomes defined by "cucumber", that makes them synonymous. I could ask you, "what if cash becomes money", and it'll be the most delicate sentence of all time.

See, if "monkey" becomes synonymous with "s**t", it will indeed be true that "monkeys" will fly from your a**, and "s**t" will swing from trees while consuming "socks". I will then be putting "bananas" on my feet, because I am Le Core, and I can do that like a "professional". Take your pick of a Nu Quantum Synonym to replace that word.

I'm having a difficult time trying to explain this hair-brained phenomenon without lol'ing all over the floorboards.

It's like, what if a cigarette was a homosexual? If you combine one homosexual cell with one cigarette cell, at what point does a cigarette stop being a f**?

So many lulz in this discussion.