Flarin' up my ray gun, I see?
Maybe I should make a list of things I like?
Maybe not?
Transcendence music of eternity?
So, is there like any type of music where when you hear the tone it makes you want to shove the headphones into your skull on the highest possible volume? That's how I feel with a certain Transcendence right about now.
Ya know what MIDI files are? They're these little music files that can be associated with the original PC port of Final Fantasy 7 allegedly sounding like s**t. It's not the best, obvs. There's this hentai "Metroidvania" called Yakouga 3. Best MIDIs ever concocted. I just, ******** your family. I forget what area it's in, but the file that says md_bgm_07 is top tier. I wrote that glorious post about headless toddlers while that soundtrack was on.
I don't know, it seemed pretty sufficient for that glorious MIDI Transcendence. See, the gaem has tentacle pronz in nice reference, much like everything else that person creates... that I pirate without much care.
Oh, and I mentioned this years ago in Le Madness Endowed post, but I more-or-less pole-danced to Crimzon Clover's soundtrack across the street from a bank before the cops were called. Maybe you could call them, see if I'm lying. I dare you. Scranton po-po, shwas 3 years ago. Tempt Le Psychology of Le Total Turbo Maximum Omega Lord, you moldy sock drawer.
FYI, in case you didn't know about that gaem, I pirated it one week after its release. The original version from Comiket; Steam has the arcade version. PC has 2 versions of Le Clover, remember that in case you get confused, if you care.
See, I don't like saying I "like" anything except kittens. I get annoyed if I do; feels like I like someone that doesn't like me and wants me dead, but ******** it.
Here's a list of top-tier soundtracks of Le Vidya Gaem... as far as I'm concerned:
1. Yakouga 3
2. Yakouga 4
3. DoDonPachi Daifukkatsu: Black Label
4. Illvelo
5. Crimzon Clover
6. Radirgy Noa
That's literally all I care to mention. Beaten over 2000, played who ******** knows how many more, and that's what I'm sticking to. Honestly, ******** just about everything else, and 5 of those are bullet-hell shoot-em-ups. See, I want s**t where everything sounds like a gigantic, sociopathic genocide is about to occur. Since there's about 200 planes/tanks and personnel blown up within 5 minutes of shoot-em-ups, that's where the best Genocide of Ultimance occurs. I know "ultimance" isn't a word, ******** off. Mass annihilation and execution is inevitable in the best vidya gaemz. ******** storyline and your shitty characters; if they're not blown up, I don't care.
s**t, I attempted to do Shin Megami Tensei 2 on SNES, and ******** if I care about your talk of gods and chaos and s**t and evil and ******** shut up. See, that's one of the top reasons why I like the 2D Zelda gaemz over the 3D ones; you just walk around, annihilate every little single thing that moves; 2-5 things to kill on each little segment. The 3D s**t-tier ones are just, walk around, talk to insufferable b*****d I want to kill but am not allowed to, talk to another b*****d I want nothing to do with, look at some s**t-tier cut-scene, and then go walk around and whip some horse's a**. Whoopdee ******** doo. Every game that is like that can perish beneath my Nu World Order.
See, Super Metroid = no talking; kill everything that moves. All gaemz thrive better based off of Annihilatory Thesis of Overkill. There is not one gaem's script that has been worthwhile that I've ever played, and ******** knows I can no longer tolerate Baten Kaitos. s**t, I haven't really played anything recently aside from some pirated Carmageddon for Android yesterday due to my Crypto Freebie ********. See, another game based primarily off of overkill; it's decent, but only if you choose the female driver. That guy does not shut the ******** up when you play it. I'm attempting 100% hard mode, but killing 300+ pedestrians per map is long and tedious... although not exactly boring, cuz overkill. If it was, I wouldn't think twice about playing it. I already beat it on easy 100%, but it was interesting enough for a Round 2. I skipped normal mode, although I set it on the second save file.
Of all the shoot-em-ups that left a bland feeling, one would be Satazius. I can't call it good; nothing about it was good. It was just a ridiculously boring Gradius/something else clone.
*Incoming Transaction*
Yay! More Crypto Freebie ********!
*Back to what I was doing*
So... you know, if I mention anything, did you know that if you look up the names of some of this obscure Japanese s**t I've mentioned that this "Journal" will be in the top results since there are less than 20 sites that have mentioned it? I'm ******** greatness on forced injection ice, aren't I? I'm sure I've pissed off plenty of inferiors with what I'm saying. I can only influence the entirety; I'm everything.
There's some gaemz on Steam by Platine Dispositif. Obvs I knew of all of them before Steam got 'em and probz butchered them... no, obvs butchered them. Steam is butchering on crack. Anyway, there's two freeware gaemz this peep has made that I wouldn't be surprised if no one knew of one of them; Engage to Jabberwock and MagicalHarvest. I barely remember Engage(d), but MagicalHarvest was kinda nice with its bite-sized screen. ******** was that confusing as s**t. No really, go play that thing. I guarantee you'll get lost in trying to figure out how to do spells and getting to Le Final Boss.
Anyway, my Freebie ******** are waiting for me. Peace or some gay hippie s**t.
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