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So, I got a wee bit irritated when I saw a church getting news coverage about giving out free s**t. I noticed how this "helping the poor" seemed to be giving this s**t out to people that looked middle to upper middle class. It always seems like there's this strange divide of how "gud" Christ-narcs make themselves look and how "gud" they actually are.

Exhibit A: My Granny Has Always Been A Gigantic Freeloader
This person could afford quite a bit back then. We had more money than my mother's self-victimization appeared to give off. What we have is that my granny is always this "sweet" old lady by the psychology of the virtue. She'd give away numerous things, sometimes things we actually wanted cuz she's a total buffoon. She of course makes it her itinerary to go to every Freebie ******** paradise; church gave away a dinner here, church gave away a dinner there. No matter the cost, even managing to total her car at yet another one, she was there. She was the power behind my GameStop collection from her dumpster diving. I don't know why she started that, but it was awesome. It was funny as to why she actually took s**t from the Bath & Body Works garbage, but whatever.

See, the thing is, when these churches decide to give away food, how do any of the poor actually know when or where it is? See, it's funny showing these things on the TVs the poor don't have, because it'll only give all the Freebie ******** the ability to dash on down.

It's funny; most of the items this event looked like it consisted of was giving away knick knacks and toys. That's sure to help the... middle class that drove there in their 2015 Chevy Car-A-Ma-Likes.

I literally guarantee you at least 3 peeps there owned a smartphone with an unlimited plan. Every time these things happen, how in the living ******** does it manage to become crowded by so many Freebie ******** within moments? It's like an advertisement to show you how 'great' Christ-shits are, giving away s**t to middle-class Christian Freebie ******** that are going to go back home to their WWE PPV event.

No seriously, how does giving away knick-knacks help anyone? Thanks for all the stocking stuffers for the gud wittle Christ babies, and I'll be sure to put my 5 $100 bills in this picture frame.

You know, there's this other organization run on a daily basis that literally is swarming with Freebie ******** run primarily by these Christian shits that literally don't give a s**t that they've literally handed out s**t to constantly occurring "customers" that just took 5 pairs of shoes. I could probz go to the place tomorrow morning and take all the CDs like the last bunch of Christ-narc Freebie ********. I watched this s**t occur constantly; no cares were given out by anyone. I've also heard from granny that this "Friends of the Poor", or whatever was related to it, gave a refrigerator to the ******** mayor's daughter.

Let me just say that this quite literally is the extent of how the Freebie ******** World goes down on a daily basis. If you don't "believe" me, go down to any local "chapter"; any community center. Just watch the Freebie ******** at work. See, they may look poor, like my granny cuz she dresses like a peasant, but this dismembered family is all nothing but exactly this.

I'll probz be getting a free, Styrofoam container filled with turkey from a church dinner sometime in the upcoming week thanks to her.

Freebie ******** Power!

It's like, being a parasite to a parasitic religion is just so satisfying.

P.S.: I think she came home with 2 free turkeys. She brings me a free, factory box of pretzel dogs with 5 or so retail boxes in it sometimes. This Freebie ******** has like the biggest network of handouts I've ever known. Food Stamps are included, obvs.