As anyone who reads this thing knows, I despise your mindless religions, but I'm going to assume the bulk of these 4+ Wikipedia articles hold... "truth" in them, much like how there's "truth" in the Lolocaust. You catch that? Here: 1, 2, 3, 4.
Alright, it's been an eternity since I gave a s**t about past events, and I can tell these pages have some questionable, pro-Christian idiocy to them. However, I can work my New World Magic out of these for some fun times.
Step 1: Le Christ Timeline
"The Anno Domini dating system was devised in 525 by Dionysius Exiguus to enumerate the years in his Easter table. His system was to replace the Diocletian era that had been used in an old Easter table because he did not wish to continue the memory of a tyrant who persecuted Christians."
Much like the Lolocaust, the bold part never happened. It was just a system of Christ revisionists trying to make themselves look like the victims in order to remind everyone of their alleged "persecution" so everyone has to put up with their New World Order. <- Nice Tin Foil Hat starting point, eh?
This here is ultimately the starting point of Chris-Chan-ity, its forced adoption and blatant victimization they used to spread their horrid superstitions, lies and dating system across the land. I, too, personally want to destroy the timeline developed by a stupid Christian who apparently couldn't even guess Christ's alleged "actual" birth date according to "some scholars" that say Christ was born in ~5 BC and create a new one. Well, at least considering this timeline was developed by just one ninny who apparently had no supervision in creating the ******** thing.
This here is my answer to the Christgenders'* argument: "If Christ isn't real, then why do we have this dating system?" There's your answer to your stupid ******** question.
*I said in a thread earlier that I will be using gender "neopronouns" as new slurs.
Step 2: Le "Tradition" Arguments
"The Diocletianic Persecution (or Great Persecution) was the last and most severe persecution of Christians in the Roman empire. In 303, the Emperors Diocletian, Maximian, Galerius and Constantius issued a series of edicts rescinding the legal rights of Christians and demanding that they comply with traditional Roman religious practices."
Sounds like your typical conservative Christ treachery to try and force their religious bullshit on people who are literally exactly the same, but alas, it never really happened like the Lolocaust.
I remember vague stories of Julius "s**t-Stain" Caesar from school. He was your typical s**t-stain. I still wonder why schools pick certain events from history to include in their "lessons". Why do the Caesar thing when you could do the Chinese thing? Ah, yes; propaganda. We're told how much of a s**t-stain this s**t-stain was, glorified in his precursor to children more-or-less not really understanding or giving a ******** about what happens.
Here's what is then disregarded for the afterthought of Orange Julius Simpson*:
"This was the context for Rome's conflict with Christianity, which Romans variously regarded as a form of atheism and novel superstitio."
*********' nailed the double reference like a baws-doge.
Romans regarded Chris-Chan-ity as atheism and ordered them to be executed? This is... some level of ******** genius. Y i no reed dis b4? Of course, like they claim with the victimization of Jews from the Lolocaust a mere 70-ish years ago as to how they constantly tell peeps of how this group of "religious minorities" came to grab all the power, money and banks through guilt-tripping everyone to protect them from ebil Hitler, Chris-Chans have the exact same history:
"Diocletian's accession in 284 did not mark an immediate reversal of disregard to Christianity, but it did herald a gradual shift in official attitudes toward religious minorities."
Shortly thereafter, through the "persecution &&* oppression" of the "One True Religion" that was attempted to be killed off by "Traditionalist Conservatives", they were let into the military and garnered a mass overtaking in power, and it became the New World Order of Chris-Chanity. I could just hear the cries from the Religious Traditionalist Conservatives as to these power-hungry scumbags:
"Our country has been taken over by superstitious, atheistic heathens and abominations to the gods!1!!11"
Sounds like you're no different from Le Jews &&** Le Lolocaust, eh?
*Don't you hate peeps doing that double ampersand s**t?
**I doubled it for emphasis.
Step 3: The Lulz Are Permanent.
"Among the more credulous, Christians were thought to use black magic in pursuit of revolutionary aims, and to practice incest and cannibalism."
This is literally the juiciest, left-out-of-history-books s**t I've read in a while. You ******** are no different than your "oppressors", which never happened, obvs. Just keep piling on that revisionist tactic like the Jews did a mere 70-ish years ago, that completely never happened and we have less evidence for than these events from 1700 years ago. These are much more clearer than the Lolocaust and totes happened. You're totally the victims; I can see the complete and utter fear for your life in your eyes as you hope these events don't ever happen again.
They never did, but let's continue.
"The campaigners' aims were as realized in February 303 with the edicts of the Great Persecution, which expelled Christians from government service, deprived them of normal legal rights, and left them open to imprisonment and execution if they did not comply with traditional religious rites."
Bolded emphasis for your treatment of religious minorities and the irreligious minorities of this s**t-stain country. Never happened, cause this text is even less clear than what's written in the Bible. See, I can't even read it it's so distorted and blurred, like the Lolocaust.
"From the 2nd century onward, the Church Fathers began to condemn the diverse religions practiced throughout the Empire collectively as "pagan." In the early 4th century, Constantine I became the first emperor to favor Christianity, initiating the era of Christian hegemony. The emperor Julian made a short-lived attempt to revive traditional and Hellenistic religion and to affirm the special status of Judaism, but in 391 under Theodosius I, Nicene Christianity became the official state religion of the Roman Empire. Pleas for religious tolerance from traditionalists such as the senator Symmachus (d. 402) were rejected, and Christian monotheism became a feature of Imperial domination. Heretics as well as non-Christians were subject to exclusion from public life or persecution, but Rome's original religious hierarchy and many aspects of its ritual influenced Christian forms, and many pre-Christian beliefs and practices survived in Christian festivals and local traditions."
See, that I can read clearly. That one definitely happened cuz I know you're nothing but a bunch of New World Order lovers who refuse to acknowledge that your vapid stupidity requires violent overthrowing, just after you played the ******** victim card just to get to that position, just like you ******** do today.
Imagine, you go from ,"Wah, please accept us, we're a harmless minority that wishes to instill love and peace!1!" to immediate dictator bullshit, just like every stupid mother ******** in history. Imagine, all your ******** egos just exploded; "We wish to be "tolerated", but ******** "tolerating" you!"
You know... you guys are a ******** piece of work. It takes dedication and stupidity to do that, which is why I'm never voting for one of you liars or believing one ******** thing you say. It'll turn into yet another one of your ********... imperial domination... which you're still doing under the guise of leadership in Le Middle East. History does repeat itself when we elect ********, doesn't it?
Remember kids, "Things were better back in dem good ole days!1!", especially for Native Americans, since you still deny your faux-love and imperialistic tactics. Of course, none of these events happened, since they're much more blurry than events from 70 years ago. You're still tyrants, tho.
Actually, let's go back to see how far your imperialistic domination has gotten your warmongering asses; B.C. and A.D. are the standard for humanity's dating system; not done through "love", but through manipulation, killing "innocents" as "revenge" work, and targeting homosexuals to claim you're about "family" when you threatened to kill off families if they didn't comply with you, even if it was your father*. Obvs that never happened, either, since that was just ebil, librul revisionist lies to make you seem like you're not lying on purpose.
*I have to say father, cuz "we" know how much you hate single mothers.
Here's the summary; These Christ-bitches started off with Le Religion of Le Land they were currently in, denying what their "Founding Fathers" had fought to maintain and their religion, including disobeying their own parents' religion and then turned into murderous psychopaths while they still say today they're about "love" and "family", threatening to kill their own families if they didn't convert into this new, "fedora-wearing", "wah, I'm a minority, don't hurt me!1!" warmongering, ******** religion, with a thoroughly undeserved ego... unlike me, of course.
This further grounds my standpoint that they're all ******** liars, and as such, I do not care if anyone throws you or your abusive ******** families into a gas chamber. You wanted to overthrow the law of your land and continue to attempt to argue to me that you literally self-proclaimed, wannabe-world-dominator* jack-offs, which are strikingly similar to this... story... that completely never happened like Le Lolocaust, are about "family"? Your own history proves you don't even care and would likely beat your gay daughter** to death if it was legal for your insufferable bullshit.
*Spellchecker thinks "dominator" isn't a word; lovely.
**I picked daughter because of the risk of becoming a single mother, obvs.
You deserve Le End of Times, and the time for a New World Order for Le Gawd of Psycho-lol-ogy.
First thing's first; do something about your forced timeline...
Here, taste the irony:
"Wah, I don't wanna use a timeline developed by a Christ-killing tyrant!"
*becomes pagan-killing tyrants thereafter*
"You all better accept our glorious timeline! We begged for your tolerance, you accepted us, and now it's time for you to convert to us, follow our timeline or perish. We are about love and acceptance."
I'm so sick of you. I cannot tolerate you. I will not tolerate you. I will not love you. I will not accept you. I will not "Bo-lieve" you. I... will... end... you... but first, it appears I have to have something to live for. I wonder what that could be, since obvs none of this agnosticism could give me something to fight for. Hm, maybe I'll just go play some vidya gaemz, instead. I'm just so, so lazy and won't ever do anything I say I'll do. I'll just sit, get more crypto-currencies and do nothing, be nothing, and never work a day in my life... for Chryschyns, like I deserve, of course.
I don't have any sort of willpower or reason to do any of this. I'm just a basement dweller with no aspirations to do anything.
*yawn*
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