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http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/05/mario-kart-8-review-wii-u.html

Peeps bitchin' 'bout "too many white peeps". I feel like, like I'm supposed to comment in regards to the comments instead of actually talking about what they're talking about.

Comment: "Looks like Mario Kart 8 is so good that most reviewers feel frightened to give it a 10, so they feel the need to nitpick its minor flaws or create imaginary new ones to justify a lower score."
My Thoughts: A Merio game worth a perfect score? "Nintendrone" detected; lel.

Comment: "Fact, you'd give this game a 10 if it had homosexual black characters."
Le Thoughts: ... Absolutely; I'd even give it an 11, which looks like 2 penises standing next to each other. Actually, all games should be similar to Muscle March and Cho Aniki, because ******** yes; lel. (There's an implied gay black man in Muscle March; guess which game I'd rather play instead of Merio Kert.)

Part of First Comment: "Did you just list the lack of day one DLC to be a downside?
Are you ******** kidding me?"
Le Thoughts: Much more valid complaint about this review, because ******** DLC supporters.

This Casey guy has this on his Twitter:
"TOAD AND TOADETTE ARE HUMAN

MII CHARACTERS ARE THE ILLUMINATI

KOOPA TROOPAS CAUSE CHEM TRAILS

#FollowTheCoins
#WakeUpShyguys"

Le Thoughts: He's starting to redeem himself. However, there are problems with this theory:
1. He worked on Rock Band.
2. He thinks Pokemon X/Y were the best games of 2013.
3. He complains about there not being any "buy tracks" option in The Game.

I'm conflicted.

Key notes of the era:
1. Peeps who even "subscribe" or "bookmark" any video game review-centric sites need to "get a life".
2. You chose to go to this site, thus it's not being "forced" on you.
3. If I never heard of the review site before, it's a good thing.
4. I would have no idea what people are talking about if I didn't waste my time coming here.
5. I think people who say the words "social justice" are morons. This includes everyone who says the words "social justice warriors" or "SJW", because I was never stupid enough to care. (I'd have no idea what this was if everyone on this site didn't bring it up 24/7, because I really don't pay attention to this crap.)
6. See, it doesn't matter how many times you go to a Justin Bieber video on YouTube to b***h about him, because he gets paid every time you go b***h about him. Same thing, here; you garner these sites numerous hits, with or without Adblock installed, which is the primary importance of journalism. So long as you stir controversy, everyone's going to the site, thus all the peeps subscribing to this nonsense just lost The Game.