This is Evil Kitteh Kitteh Kitten the evil overlord, aka Jake…
short version:
Kitten the evil overlord did stuff… met some people and here he is… he is evil…
loooooong version:
A long time ago there was a place in which, we can only assume, was the place where the animals who belonged to the hero from the matrix went to live and die… in this place there was a location where people went to be whatever they wanted and did whatever their imaginations could come up with…
Also residing in this place were two friends who’s original names can no longer be remembered who enjoyed frolicking in this make believe world… but this make believe world had a dark side, every so often it would cease to exist for hours on end… during one of these times, one of the two friends was browsing an interesting place where all sorts of animations were… a fresh land, a new ground if you will… when he spotted a billboard advertising a new world of mystery and adventure, now not one to really trust in billboard advertising, the first friend took a chance and went… NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN… eh heh… I meant, he found this land, the land of the dress up avatar, Gaia they called it… it was online we believe… at this new place, the first friend started going by the name of Jake…
Jake introduced his friend to Gaia and his friend signed the lease as Jason…
Now a year or so passed and Jason and Jake merrily went around, trying odd jobs and making friends, it was on one such occasion when a down and out Jake ran into another person named [-Laydee~Skittles-], now Jake had fun hanging with Skittles and her friends until the fateful day he met a girl named Kaydee Yaleni, Kaydee turned out to be the sister of Skittles and at first, at least to Jake, it seemed that Kaydee didn’t like him, well, not so much didn’t like him, more didn’t really notice him or care that he was around…
Jake, not being one to be shunned, and also being really bored… decided to follow Kaydee back to her own slice of land… and through his pure wit and unbelievable charm (and the fact that he just wouldn’t go away) finally managed to win the friendship he wanted so badly... Kaydee and Jake were good friends. In hindsight Jake wishes he didn’t spend as much time trying to win over Kaydee (as it turns out he was wrong all along and Kaydee didn’t hate him, Jake was just being an insecure asshat like usual…) as he may have not given enough time to his budding friendship with Skittles, of which he deeply apologizes for… but that’s off track…
Jake spent a lot of time with Kaydee, so much time that he stopped calling her KD (because he was too lazy to write the whole name out…) and gave her the nickname of Sunshine, because she would always manage to brighten up his life… or something equally as corny… (for those wondering, he gave Skittles a nickname too… colourful, just cos she is so damn bright and cheery… or something like that… we are all sure he probably had his reasons for it…)
Now Jake’s good friend Jason was swallowed up by the evil monster called Life but Jake… Not Jake, he fought tooth and nail against the evil beast and ended up coming to an agreement with it that Life can stay as long as Jake could still continue to visit the world he loved…
But one day Jake was struck down by an evil being called boredom who claimed his soul as its own… he became a cat… and not a normal cat but an eeeevvvviiiillll cat… and stopped responding to the name Jake and started to go by Evil Kitteh Kitteh…
And that my fuzzy evil friends is most of Jakes story…
also... his name changed again... and he is now Kitten the evil overlord
