The New Epiphany
So I was lying in bed thinking, just letting the old brain run. When I was thinking about how I measure the value of a video game. Then something hit me. I realized that females do not qualify over video games in my eyes. It is really funny when I think about it. After all, females are only good for sex.
I guess the first reason is cost. 99% of my video games have a one time fee, that I have already paid. Once I buy a game it is mine and I can enjoy it whenever I want. Not females, those come with a fee per use, and sometimes multiple fees per use.. It is not llike the extra fees add to the female. Some games horde features and extras in DLC. However, those add value to the game, no matter how vain. As where the continuing fees of females rarely do anything more than rack up ammo to use against you. It is not like I do X and female suddenly gets hotter or invites a friend over for a threesome. Nope that doesn't happen. It is not like whores have frequent visitor programs either.
Next there is the fact that I can enjoy video games for longer. I know that is my faut l as well, but that doesn't make this any less true. I mean after all it is not my fault they are no longer interesting once I have ejaculated. With video games I can lose myself in them for hours. I can site there and play. I do not need to eat, go to the bathroom, or even see the passage of time. They can hold my attention for hours. I have played several games where they were so good I did not even know 12 hours had passed.
Video games are very low maintenance. The cartridge ones are practically no maintenance. On occasion I need to clean a game or a system, but I do not need to do it very often. Females you have to take care of their moods and interests as well. If they are mad, you get to suffer regardless of fault. If you choose to not care you have to pay fees in order to restore use. The only time a video game punishes me is when I abuse it. If it breaks or refuses to work. I can replace it with a new version of the same game.
Oh yeah games can be patched as well. If a game is buggy and you suffer for it. A game can be patched to fix the issue. Females you just have to put up with their s**t. Games that cannot be patched are not worth keeping. So when you ditch them or store them away. They do not go all psycho b***h on you they just stay away.
So yeah the more I think about it females need to fall. I guess they are down to lesser object I am not sure what might be lower than an object. Still it sucks that I enjoy sex so much otherwise I am sure I would be happy.
Since I am sure no one will read this. I am coming to these conclusions based on observation. Sadly I am the last man females want to be with so I will never get practical experience. For those of you who will say no s**t. Guess what there was a time when saw females as something more than sex toys. Guess what, I was still the last choice. You know if they were not given the choice between homosexuality or suicide. So my attitude is not the problem. My very existence is.