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There's a Fine Line Between Genius & Insanity
My stupid ramblings and inane thoughts. :)
Happy Spring from the poison ivy on my left a** cheek.
It's officially spring.
The snow is almost gone outside and it was a stunning forty five degrees Fahrenheit today (And only snowed for a half hour.) Tee shirt weather.
You know how I really know it's spring?
I got poison ivy. Already? I know. Already.
Apparently I had it on my hand before I went to sleep last night and must have itched the ******** completely open because I woke up with it on my neck, stomach, arm, calf and thigh. Oh, and we mustn't forget. ON MY LEFT a** CHEEK.
I have poison ivy on my a**.
Not itching poison ivy is like... the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I would rather caress a spider than have to go four hours suppressing an itch like this. SO. I get to look like a baboon, just a-scratchin' my a**. (Though I do pretty good work to avoid it. I mean. I really don't want it on my right a** cheek too. Yikes.)
So today I went and got like five bottles of crap from the store and started lathering myself up. I also got like those massive bandages. So now my legs and my bum are bandaged up like hardcore. Got a nice one on my neck. And my arm. And I have two ortho appointments tomorrow.
So hopefully this lets up or dries out a little bit tomorrow before I get to sit in a chair for an hour getting my bottom braces off and doing imprints so I don't have to sit there fighting not to scratch my bum. Or my inner thigh. Cos that's not really fun either. Looks like I'm itchin' my almost v****a.
So uh, yeah.
Happy ******** spring to me.
And you.
May you not get poison ivy, oak, or anything else on your bum.

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