Eggxcatly why did the chicken cross the road? He did not because he is a big chicken! Hah! man chicken jokes are so lame -_-

I was supposed to be named Roland but nooo. Instead i was named Austin. Do you have any idea and ways you can make fun rhyme and defoul my good name. My god man countless but hey i guess in a small way i should be glad...could be worse my name could of been lester (o_o) haha lester the ol molester! ::shivers:: very luck indeed.

Angry birds make my kids very angry...haha

A murder of crows is a scary moment.

I want a big juicy burger but cannot ::drools:: guess i eat some broccoli sad