My beloved kitten nips,
You and I are just two badass people trying to make it in this awesome world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of stabbed a hooker in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our stupid love. Without you, I'm nothing but a butthole cougar.
Dear kitten nips,
I cannot describe the f*cking sensation that overcomes my leg when you are near, my paltry darling. I feel as though a thousand cats are dancing through my gut, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my stomach. Could it be love, or is it merely my lust getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine!
With all my weeds,
· Sun Feb 10, 2013 @ 04:53am · 0 Comments