IIIIN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED.
Okay, how's everyone doing?? I'm bored and stuff.
[Camera lights turn on and the stage lights slowly turn on, revealing my gay ass desk and two chairs next to it and a stupid background of newyork]
HELLO. WELCOME TO MY TALK SHOW. TODAY WE WILL HAVE TWO QUESTIONS COMING FROM THE AUDIENCE.
[flips open card] Oh, London, the Faggot, asked how Neil is sexy. One, he is NOT sexy. Two, my sister is now obsessed with homestuck.. [hears "Beepbeepbeep beep beep meoow" in the distance] yep.
[Opens another card] This one is from anonymous. Their question is "How do I tell someone I love them". Well, you use your mouth and speak words.
Thats all for today! See you next Saturday, wait. Sunday!
f*ck ASS. XDD
· Mon Jan 28, 2013 @ 12:21am · 0 Comments