Taylor I'd have said "Like I'd want to copy some random b***h on the internet, I want to know what a SINGLE ITEM is, c**t." I'd make it a point to exactly copy her avatar. Just for her being a b***h.
Taylor: I WOULD BE SOMEONE'S PET FOR FREE BOOZE.
[5:21:28 AM] Allen Boatman: DON'T LET HER DRAW YOU ANYTHING!!!
[5:21:41 AM] Allen Boatman: TRUST ME MAN!
[5:22:04 AM] Allen Boatman: DON'T LET HER! SHE'S LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD WITH DOWN SYNDROME!
[2:52:07 AM] Marie Lynn: OMG. Your d**k size is your shoe size divided by 2 plus 1.
[2:52:46 AM] Allen Boatman: 42~ <3
[2:52:58 AM] Marie Lynn: Damn.
[2:53:11 AM] Allen Boatman: Yup. =)
[2:53:22 AM] Marie Lynn: Centimeters?
[2:53:33 AM] Allen Boatman: Feet.
[2:54:08 AM] Marie Lynn: WHOA.
That makes sense. You are black.
[2:54:43 AM] Allen Boatman: Very true. =D
[2:55:06 AM] Marie Lynn: BAM.
[2:56:06 AM] Allen Boatman: LOGIC!
[2:56:30 AM] Marie Lynn: FORSHUR.
Will you please get me a glass of water?
[2:57:22 AM] Allen Boatman: Turn around and get it. I'm holding it right behind you baby~
[2:57:50 AM] Marie Lynn: I got really creeped out just now.I totally looked behind me to make sure you weren't really there.
[2:58:23 AM] Allen Boatman: Haha, I knew you'd get creeped out. =P
[2:59:10 AM] Marie Lynn: I'm only five inches long. ;O;
Wait, how big are your ******** feet?
[3:01:37 AM] Allen Boatman: Hahahaha, I was wondering if you were ever going to ask that. xD
[3:01:47 AM] Allen Boatman: Their size 13. =P
[3:03:09 AM] Marie Lynn: Hmm. So it doesn't work for black people?
[3:03:30 AM] Allen Boatman: Nope, not even a little.
[5:47:56 PM] Marie Lynn: http://i.imgur.com/SqJ0YAX.png
[5:48:07 PM] Pat~: omg it's your ferret
[5:48:09 PM] Pat~: and it's being cute
[5:48:15 PM] Pat~: wait
[5:48:24 PM] Pat~: that's a drying machine
[5:48:27 PM] Pat~: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[5:48:35 PM] Marie Lynn: He stole my ritz cracker.
[5:48:47 PM] Pat~: WTF JUST SCOLD HIM OR PUT HIM IN HIS CAGE
[5:49:10 PM] Pat~: I'LL BUY YOU A WHOLE BOX OF CRACKERS DON'T DO IT
cory: Honestly. Who doesn't want to put it in whoreigamis a**? You are a fine piece of gaia regular
Pat~: you mean you don't want to suck on every d**k on the internet?
Marie Lynn: Nope. :/
Pat~: a golden field of gentle dicks, swaying in the wind
Pat~: a lovely river of flowing dicks, bouncing with the current
Marie Lynn: Ew.
Pat~: wrapping around you, hugging you tenderly
Pat~: dicks dicks dicks dicks
cory: 14 mil?
cory: Nxhxhshbxhvxhv
Marie: RIGHT?
Marie: Expensive.
cory: You need to start selling gaia crack
cory: Or start being a gaia escort
cory: Or rob a gaia bank
Marie: I KNOW.
 Whoreigami · Thu Dec 20, 2012 @ 01:21am · 0 Comments |
