Child Wren S Ift
With every modmas year I get this itch.
I the Modmas Grinch will take from the rich.
Just like Robin Hood except I don't believe in giving to the begging poor.
All they do is just ask for more.
This year I take not the joys of the seasons since everyone already knows my reasons.
This year I'll take your soul.
Whenever I quote; by a point you'll demote.
Whenever you quote; by a point you'll promote.
Lose ten, you'll never feel joy again.
If you should think yourself a worry wort-
Worry not, I am a good sport
If caught in the crime ten at a time.
I'll give you ten thousand gold of mine.
If you want to become once again whole,
Show me something sincere,
Show me that you truly have Christmas cheer.
Give a gift that will save the holiday at the end of the year.
Quote:
MODMAS GRINCH's RULES.
Keep track of your points after being quoted.
Bah Hum Bugs are -2 points.
Keep track of your points after being quoted.
Bah Hum Bugs are -2 points.
Anything below are Event responses to the modmas grinch and from the modmas grinch.
Sir I must protest
The taking of my soul
I quite like it where it is
It's what makes me whole
But if you want some Christmas cheer
I'll gladly fill your cup
Until you're fully satisfied,
To let my points go up.
The taking of my soul
I quite like it where it is
It's what makes me whole
But if you want some Christmas cheer
I'll gladly fill your cup
Until you're fully satisfied,
To let my points go up.
Quote:
(Keep track of your points fairly.)
"Oh dear! I'm sorry I wasn't very clear.
You do not know my traditions every year.
On of the Eve of the first Modmas cheer,
I roasted Santa Clause and served him with a side of beer.
On the day of Easter I married Miss Clause,
To have a feast of c**k and hen with her.
I'm sure that the Easter bunny thought my prank wasn't funny-
Since when he hid his eggs his hens hadn't laid enough to compete against Mr. Grunny.
On thanksgiving on the second year I visited my friend.
Hannibal the Cannibal talked to me as he served me fresh Pilgrim.
I was thanked by turkeys far and wide for putting their worst nightmare to an end.
I can say the meat was too stringy unlike that strange guard from Skyrim.
Howl'a'ween, nuff said.
I took over Jack's job that year.
On the third Modmas I took New Year.
And tricked Father Time with my amazing word and rhyme.
I laughed as they beat the walls in rage like an angry mime.
With the two in my grasp I watched the naughty kids get coal in their stockings.
I laughed every time as the kids woke every morning,
Thinking to themselves that Christmas was over.
They found the season's decoration still adorning.
With time repeating itself the naughty kids could only cry over and over.
Your soul will be mine.
Still, I don't think selling it will be worth more than a single dime.
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