Okay so after grinding a bit and beating a few more trainers, I finally made it to Petalburg City. Er... Not really much of a city... Right, so this is where DAD is, why can't we just have moved here!? I mean, it's a lot closer to his work! So, as an act of rebellion, I go and talk to other people and take my sweet time to get to the gym. So I see this big house and go to check it out, only for some douchebag to drag me back to the gym. Douche. Oh... why do I have this feeling WALLY shall be important?
So with nothing else to do, I finally tread into the GYM. Yes DAD I made it here just fine. And yes we moved in just fine without
your help. Our lovely one-sided conversation was then cut short by the arrival of some guy. Dad said his name was WALLY. f*ck! I knew it! I just knew it! I was then placed on babysitting duty and had to take him to go get a pokemon. Great. Don't cough on me, sicko! >8/
Taking my duty seriously (pfft yeah right), I follow Wally out to route102 and we go in the tall grass. Suddenly a-- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! BACK THE HELL UP! Seriously! A ralts!? I get a Treecko, a Wurmple, and a Lotad (don't get me wrong I love them) and He gets a f*cking Ralts!? He hacked the game! >8/ Sicko. Well any who, he catches the Ralts, second guessing things along the way.
So after he catches his Ralts, you know... That he caught with the pokeball Dad gave him, along with Dad's Zigzagoon. My parents don't really seem to care about me. Back on topic! We headed back to the gym. Wally goes back to his mom and then Dad drops the bomb. I'm too weak to face him. Jerk. So he decides to send me on a quest to defeat other gym leaders. Really? Can't I just be a Pokemon coordinator? What? No? Fine, But you're telling Mom. >8I
So to do as Dad said, I started to journey West-- OMG! AHHHH! I was accosted from behind by a strange man. STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! OAO He ignored my cries of "RAPE" and "NUUUU!" and then asked if I was a trainer. Before I could even Answer he left calling me a Rookie. b*tch. I hope Officer Jenny arrests him for child molestation.
Noir The Confused
· Tue Aug 07, 2012 @ 09:47pm · 1 Comments