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Okay, no offense to the month of August, but, it sucks.
Lemme explain:

1) Month before school starts for us youngins'
Yup, that means go shopping, get those last minute assignments done, haircut, getting back in touch with those friends you awkwardly avoided all summer(don't lie to yourself, we're all guilty of it), and just general end of summer bullshit. Like Sunday, it sucks cause you know tomorrow's Monday. Barf.

2)My birthday
Now, before you start calling me a whiny, ungrateful b***h, my birthday isn't even IN August. It's in September. September second, might I add. So, everyone keeps asking me what I want for my birthday throughout the WHOLE month of August, and to me, it's an awkward question. You have to think about cost, who's getting you what, etc. It's annoying as ********. I usually just ask for money/gift cards, and end up with like, soap making kits.
It happened, people.

3)HOT as BALLS
Yes, 'twill be fall soon, but godDAMN it gets hot in August. Unreasonably so. But then it can randomly get cool. Also, there's wardrobe to take into consideration. By mid-August, you're usually cleaning out your summer clothes and buying stuff for the approaching colder season. What happens when you're stuck with your fall clothes and have no more summer ones cause you threw 'em all out? YEAH, August sucks.

BUT, there's an upside. Usually, there's an abundance of desperate, last-minute BBQ's so everyone can get piss drunk and milk the end of summer for all it's worth; not to mention racking up their time in front of the grill.
Which I didn't get NEARLY enough of.
The grill-master position is extremely biased towards men.
Uncool, guys. I can out-grill my dad ANYDAY of the week. WHUTCHA GONNA DO!?
*cough* okay, I digress.

So I personally kicked August off with a bang. Although it was more of a "WHOOOOOOOOOO ******** YEEEEEEAH".
(Did I write this post entirely to have an excuse to tell about the AMAAAZING System of a Down concert I attended August 4th?
...maaaaaybe.)
Anyway, there were girls dressed like S-L-U-T-S. Like you wouldn't believe. They might have actually been hookers. It's funny when you think about it, 'cause System has a song about not being a slutty groupie(it's called Psycho, if ya wanna listen).
FAIL.
Maybe they were there for Deftones?
Basically, it was ******** amazing, andddd, yeah. I smelled like drugs, couldn't feel my eardrums or my throat, and ate a s**t-ton of Burger King. Then played Jenga.
That's it.
I can't believe you read that.