In a ******** friend-zone ! That's where ! scream
She's one of the hottest girls I've met and can personally call a friend. She's got ... E cups ? F cups ? I really don't know, but they are big ! And for a tittay lover it is impossible not to get a boner around her confused
Her name is Emilija btw and she's the girl I tried the naked man on. Yeah...inorite ? How could I believe for a second that what she was saying about my looks and limitless possibilities to sleep with girls would ever be true ?
What else was I to expect ? Nothing but her screaming at the sight of my ugly, naked body. Well, that was definitely a life lesson:
do not trust friends that compliment you on your looks
They are just trying to make you feel better and it's all lies ! (At least in my case)
Christina told me I look good and that she was being serious neutral ... What can I even say to that ? You don't love me, you don't want to sleep with me, you don't want to touch me. Yeah...I'm good looking alright. So good looking in fact, only one drunk girl would sleep with me. Yeah, I'm a total stud ! rolleyes
Once again I say:
******** this s**t !
Next time Emilija wants to talk about her sexcapades --> talk2hand Either we ******** and talk about sex [in general] or we don't do either.
Now...off to work, limping around cuz I tore muscle fibers in my thighs, cuz the ******** human body decided it can have a magnesium deficiency ! stressed
Screw you (!) Human body ! (Ironic, that I won't be having sex any time soon, but w/e)
 ThuckFat · Thu Jun 28, 2012 @ 06:44am · 0 Comments |
