We have not gone back to McDonald's since the pure greasiness of the food induced my pregnant aunt's labor. To this day, my now 5-year-old cousin outright refuses anything fried... It's kind of weird. He once threw a fried egg I made at my head. The yolk burst and got all over my hair. While I glared at him through my stringy, yolk covered bangs, he started quoting statistics about why fried food of any kind was bad for you. Kid was scary smart.
Must have been mutated by the growth hormones in the BigMac.
His knowledge really was eerie sometimes. He once was watching the Weather Channel (my aunt wouldn't let him watch the news) turned to me and solemnly predicted a category 4 hurricane would hit Alabama in 2 to 3 days. I just kind of went with it. Until Hurricane Terra came swooshing towards Alabama, taking everyone but my dear cousin by surprise. 28 fatalities.
...I listen to him now...
(Assignment: Write a one-page novel with a birth, death, fast food restaurant, and extreme weather occurrence.)
I hate that I can't insert indents or spaces and have it show up... Annoying.
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