yeah currently Ive had many pms from noobs asking me stupid stuff so here are most of my answers.
Noob: How do you make so much gold??
King/yourmom/me: I offer cyber sex to admins cool
Will cause: most likely noobs will pm admins for cyber sex and get banned muahahahaa twisted
Noob: Im questintg for blah blah crap would you donate??
God/Me: But my puppy died and my mom has cancer, I failed 7 ourt of 6 classes I have and I live on a box of carton but here you go have the 10g I ahve left
Will cause: them feel guilty or laugh, like I laugh ^^
Noob: Hey sexy
mucho macho/me: Im a dude b*tch and I know where you live so f*ck off!
Will cause: Me laughing at you
Noob: nice outfit *insert several licking eggs pms here* will you help me
Me: b*tch *gets u blocked*
will cause: me getting pissed I ahte interested people!
ohhh stay tuned for the list of noobs/stupid people thatd ont read sigs that have hitted on my girl avatar list!!!!! YAY!