To my dearest Herr Schrodinger,
You stuck your cat inside of a box
And I can't get it out of my head.
The cat met the ox and the mouse and the fox
And here's just what they all said.
"WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"
So the ox and the mouse and the fox took the cat
And laid him flat on a bed
And I think I'll leave the rest up to you.
Just remember, your cat is still dead.
Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue
I'm talking Tina
And I'm going to kill you.
I love you a ton
And I'll miss you, you're hot
But now that you're dead
I can bang you a lot!
Auriga La Shock
To my dearest Auriga La Shock,
If ghost stories are your thing
Perhaps you would like this ring
It belonged to Alice Flagg, so they say
Whose love was lost and life thrown away.
and now she haunts the grounds all day and night
Giving all a most terrible fright
Stealing the rings off unsuspecting tools
That most would consider listless fools
But that should never happen to you
Because I will never leave and you know that's true.
· Mon Feb 13, 2012 @ 05:54pm · 0 Comments