Herr Schrodinger To my dearest Herr Schrodinger,
You stuck your cat inside of a box And I can't get it out of my head. The cat met the ox and the mouse and the fox And here's just what they all said.
"WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"
So the ox and the mouse and the fox took the cat And laid him flat on a bed And I think I'll leave the rest up to you. Just remember, your cat is still dead.
Yours, Out-of-the-Box
Master Drakontis Rose are Red, Violets are Blue I'm talking Tina And I'm going to kill you.
I love you a ton And I'll miss you, you're hot But now that you're dead I can bang you a lot!
Yours, Talking Tina
Auriga La Shock To my dearest Auriga La Shock,
If ghost stories are your thing Perhaps you would like this ring It belonged to Alice Flagg, so they say Whose love was lost and life thrown away. and now she haunts the grounds all day and night Giving all a most terrible fright Stealing the rings off unsuspecting tools That most would consider listless fools But that should never happen to you Because I will never leave and you know that's true.
Yours, Out-of-the-Box
Forlorn Toaster · Mon Feb 13, 2012 @ 05:54pm · 0 Comments |