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Im back, I have just won a childrens book award, The story is called the sad burrito, Heres a summary, There was a sad burrito, He was sad....He cut him self, did drugs, And attempted suicide, But He is a burrito, He did not die. He even tried to kill himself with A rubber band, But all have failed. Then one day a kid walked up to the sad burrito, And said,"Ill be your friend" The burrito looked at him then smile. He pulled out a cell phone and called alien they probed the kid, Then stole panties world wide. Every one had to go commando, (Wlll exept for old people they already are commando) Then the burrito shoved the kid into a out house, and then pushed him over a cliff. Then The burrito ordered turtle military tank and blew up north dakota, Then he poisened the air febreeze and every one died, Exept the cocroaches, Then the sad burrito became leader of the world. The end......The moral of the story is
....................................DONT TALK TO STRANGERS...........................................
And that is how I got an award for childrens picture book, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe one day you all shall go commando! The power of penguins over whelm you! Mwhahahahah, Im cornholio!
Im the evil monky in your closet, Go check I might already be in there. We are planning world domenation, And Every one shall be forced to only eat mangos!
Or We will stick ice cubes up your nose, And stick candle in your ears, Then light them and make you sing kumbi-a my lord! Which shall be me and my army of penguin ninjas