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1.The only time we use cursive is for signatures.
2. I have not needed to know the value of x in my adult life.
3. We were told never to visit a strangers home, talk to him, or take candy... but we did all of that on Halloween...
4. There is no job that requires you to know all fifty states, their location and capital, except teachers, bus drivers, truckers, and pilots.
5. Why hell was that guy in the word problem only putting carpeting around the perimeter of his room?
6. Only pilots need to know when two planes will cross paths if they leave at the same time and going the same speed.
7. What the hell was the point of coloring by numbers?
8. Not once has an employer wanted to see how well I understood Shakespeare or my ability to write poetry.
9. Columbus didn't discover America.
10. Best guess spelling is the reason people can spell on Gaia.
11. There was no point behind the Oregon Trail.
12. No one paid attention at assemblies, all we did was make inappropriate jokes with our friends.
13. It's impossible to get the good prizes when you sell crap for the school. Unless your parents did all the work the most you got was a pair of crappy speakers.
14. No employer will judge you on your ability to recite all the capitals of the US
15. Silent Reading time was really a chance for your teacher to check her email.
16. All valentines day parties did was show how many friends you didn't have.
17. Dioramas teach you nothing except how to turn a shoebox into a waste of glue, paper, and figurines.
18. Conflict resolution is impossible to teach to two angry 10 year olds.
19. The mile showed kids who cant run from a bully and who has asthma.
20. Group projects only teaches us to trust no one.
21. Substitute teachers don't care enough to write down whether we were bad or good, unless there is a fight, arson, or theft.
22. Kids didn't care about the score on the test, just about whether or not they got a star or sticker.
23. Notes to parents never make it home.
24. Cooties are real, it's called crabs.
25. PE teachers are rarely physically fit.