Yochurahi:HEY, f*****t
I DONT REMEMBER SAYING YOU CAN DISAPPEAR WITHOUT WARNING
Ryun Tsukoro: I don't remember sucking that d**k that one time.
But it still happened.
Yochurahi:Oh...
Since it's put that way
I guess it makes some sense
NOWAIT WAIT
JUST CAUSE IT HAPPENED DOESNT MEAN YOU CANT PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN
I'll slice your nipples off if you disappear again
Ryun Tsukoro:I'll wear n****e guards then. Cause I got places to be brah.
People to suck.
I mean meet.
Yochurahi:Meeting the cashier in the game store doesnt count
Ryun Tsukoro:But she's ******** hot.
And she remembered me today.
AFter going there for like two years.
Yochurahi:She only wants your money
Ryun Tsukoro:And only because I embarrassed myself by leaving a game I just bought on the counter.
So no I'm that guy.
now*
Yochurahi:Lol
That'd really be awful if it actually happened
Ryun Tsukoro:I'm serious man.
This is real talk.
Yochurahi:LOL
Ryun Tsukoro:I am a loser.
Yochurahi:I know that much
but
Ryun Tsukoro:But I will still give her the chub.
Yochurahi:how do you leave a new game?
what game was it?
Superman 64?
Ryun Tsukoro:It was Farcry 2. It was like 12 bucks.
Yochurahi:oh
Ryun Tsukoro:But I went back and got it.
And now when I go in she's like, "Hey I know you. The guy who left Farcry 2."
Yochurahi:you arent even old enough to talk to girls
Ryun Tsukoro:Old enough to pork em.
Yochurahi:not even
you cant even produce sperm
Ryun Tsukoro:They need young lovin.
And I provide.
Yochurahi:She isnt a cougar
Ryun Tsukoro:In vast quantities.
I think she's like 22.
Too young to be a cougar.
Yochurahi:right
Ryun Tsukoro:But old enough to want that shota c**k.
Yochurahi:it's too small to fit in
Ryun Tsukoro:She's just too tight for my girth.
There's no way she's a virgin.
Yochurahi:Why do you say that?
she probably has no chest
anda flat a**
Ryun Tsukoro:I can just tell. She got that swag.
Yochurahi:you disguisting ********
Ryun Tsukoro:She wears weird clothes.
And has like red and orange hair.
Yochurahi:Like she'd go to a cosplay conventionor
like she does spells in her basement?
Ryun Tsukoro:Oh yeah, she used to be the mascot for Mechacon.
So she's practically like a model or something.
Yochurahi:lol
that doesnt even count
Ryun Tsukoro:Whatever, I'd hit it.
Yochurahi:She'd instantly reject you
Ryun Tsukoro:And that's when it's raep tiem
Yochurahi:Do you have your Minecraft updated?
Ryun Tsukoro:Yes.
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