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I'm writing this letter to wish you a Creamy Xmas! I'm sure visions of Candy-plums are already Running in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your Boobies with boughs of Cocaine? Have you spiked the Gingerbread with plenty of Rum? Have you Tingle your Shirt by the chimney with care? Did you leave out Pizza and some Hot Buttered Rum for Santa and his reindeer?
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One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Boobs for warmth drinking Booze. I'm reading a book on the history of Boobies-- really Bouncy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty Blending before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a Bra and snuggle up with a Boobies on your lap!
Will save my funny letters here. xd The one to Don wasn't half bad but I forgot to save it.
