Whenever my friend and I are bored, we tend to create odd lists. I thought it might be funny to post them here.
Things You Never Want To Hear A Surgeon Say:
-Anything!!! (Indicates the anesthesia isn't working)
-'I am soo drunk right now!'
-'Oops...'
-'Huh? I thought I just removed that!!!'
-'Do-over!!!'
-'Wait, it's on the left side?!?'
-'Hold onto that!! We might need it later!!'
-'Hold on!! Has anyone seen my ring?'
Signs That You Have Too Much Homework
-Whenever someone calls your name, you automatically respond by yelling out the answer to a math problem, a verb conjugation, or a vocabulary word.
-You lose 50 pounds and grow 6 inches by taking off your backpack.
-You stare blankly when asked to define 'sleep'
-Even in your sleep, your writing hand is curled tightly as if holding a pencil.
More to come!!! xd
Ryu_chan · Fri Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:21pm · 4 Comments |