It was a not so quiet night in West Virginia. The guy we all know as Maniacally Link was starting to get really bugged by the screaming and shouting on the other side of his window. He couldn’t take it any longer and sat up with his messy hair sticking up all over as if he had been shocked by lightning and luckily survived the event. He drowsily walked up to his window ready to slide it open when some over sized black ant looking creature with glowing yellow eyes and claws crashed into his window as if it wanted to get in.
Maniacally Link: *jumps back and almost falls back* WHAT THE FLIPPERS!! XD I can’t believe I said flippers! But what the flippers is tackling my window?! *looks down*
There seems to be a crowd of the same creature that just crashed into his window at the side of his home.
Maniacally Link: MUM!!!! I NEED SOME ULTRA BUG SPRAY! There’s over sized bugs at my window and they’re trying to get in!!!
]Mother: At this hour? *rubs eyes* You’ve picked the wrong time Gordon. And what do you mean…..*looks down from window* HOLY COW INFESTATIONS!! I think you might need the flame thrower instead…..
Maniacally Link: No mom I’m not fond of burning myself. I’ll find another way. *walks out of his room and into the room with the computer then turns it on secretly while his mom remains staring at the buggies.*
Maniacally Link: Huge ant like creatures with claws….antennas….glowing yellow eyes and a tail. My results….How’d I get to fan fiction?! Eh whatever. *skips the rest of results and goes on gaia online.* Super should be on right now.... *gets private message* Okay what does it say… From Snow….
SnowPearlVoice: HEY LINK!!!!! URGENT NEWS!!! If you didn’t notice…..there are heartless outside. Luckily it’s only shadows but still they’re everywhere… I’m starting to get freaked out. I’m guessing they’re where you are too. Super and Blossom are out there fighting them off…Well Blossom has a keyblade, Super has flammables! So tell me about it!
Maniacally Link: Dang you type fast….alright replying now! *replies: Hey how about we go to rally to talk about it? My room in Speedway.
(in Rally)
Maniacally Link: Hey so what’s happening?
SnowPearlVoice: I don’t know really! But there’s a lot going on. The only thing I have no idea about Is why gaia is still functioning while most of the websites are not working.
Maniacally Link: XD yeah I know. Well so those ants I saw were shadow heartless? Wow bug spray isn’t going to work.
SnowPearlVoice: Yeah… If it did then instead of fearing the keyblade, they would fear bug spray. That’s not right! Lol
Maniacally Link: YEAH! But the thing is I have no idea what to do now. I’m chatting and let’s see....OH WAIT!!!
SnowPearlVoice: Umm your brother is in his room alone with the window open?
Maniacally Link: NO! I unplugged the fridge as a prank! NOW MY FUDGE ICE CREAM IS MELTING!!!!!!!!!!
SnowPearlVoice: Umm… ^^; But your brother is in his room alone with the window open….isn’t he?
Maniacally Link: What? Oh wait yeah… *took some ice cream* OH RIGHT!!! BROTHER DON’T DIE! DON’T LET THOSE HEARTLESS KILL YOU OR YOU’RE GROUNDED! MOM SAID!!! *runs up to his room*
Brother:HIYA! *waves hand with a forest-plant like keyblade in his hand. These bugs came into my room….so I went to your room while you were knocked out and found this by your bed. It looked like something I could smack them with. ^^ IT WORKED!
Maniacally Link: *sigh* You could’ve told me! Alright give it back…..It’s my…umm humongous key.
BrotherNO! It’s awesome and look what I can do! THUNDAR!!!
Maniacally Link: OH SH(me: NO SWEARIN!!!) umm…. OH…uhh what’s the word? If this wasn’t written I would’ve been shocked or something….never mind BLOOPERS!
Brother:=D awesome isn’t it!?
Maniacally Link: Uhh sure. *holds out hand* I’d like to take it back now. ^^
Brother:You’re not getting- huh?! *keyblade disappears* OH NO WHERE DID IT GO?!
Maniacally Link: Oooh. *appears in his hand* Haha I guess you can’t have it. Well I should probably go outside and defend the house or something.
Brother:ROAR!
Maniacally Link: *shudders* What a dinosaur.....BARNEY! *jumps out of window like Link* HAHAHAHAHA You’re going down!
Brother:Amazing…..I have the most craziest brother ever!!! Should I be proud….? OF COURSE!
Mother: Hey where’d your brother go?
Brother:He’s umm…going to pick up some mcdonalds for me. ^^
Mother: Oh alright….WAIT A SEC! It’s late at night you shouldn’t be eating!
Brother:Busted…..
Maniacally Link: Okay this is getting tiring…If only…HOLY COW THOSE ARE HUGE FIRES!!!
???:BURN!!!! Uhh…wait a sec not the forest…MOVE!!!
Maniacally Link: Hmm that sounds familiar… Uhhh…(10 minutes later) OH YEAH!!! HEY AXEL!!!! I got to pay attention to the KH fan friends of mines.
Axel:Huh? Who are you?
Maniacally Link: No one in particular. Just a teenage boy with strawberry blonde hair…. And loves shiny things…pizza and GREEEN!!!
Axel:Nice. Well assuming your fighting heartless….let’s team up.
Maniacally Link: Uhh wait a sec I don’t know how to fight as good….And I need to get my brother some mcdonalds!
Axel:Oh really? Hey I happened to go to one of those places and they gave me a free kids meal. Do I even look like a kid?
Maniacally Link: No you don’t. Maybe it was the wrong order.
Axel:Ha ha right I was too starving to notice well it’s still scorching hot.
Maniacally Link: HEY BRO!!! CAAAATCH!!!! *throws the bag at his brother*
Brother:OWWW IT HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! THANKS!!! YAY CHICKEN NUGGETS! AND A TOY!
Mother: HEY YOU BETTER GET BACK IN HERE!!
Maniacally Link: Why?
Mother: YOU’RE IN YOUR PAJAMAS!!!!
Axel:*holding laughter* U-uh hey you bette- better go try something on before your mom gets a hold of you. So lucky I don’t have a mom.
Maniacally Link: Whatever…..I’m going through the front door >.< *changes to regular clothing and goes back out*
Mother: It’s way passed your curfew! What do you think you’re doing?!
Maniacally Link: Ugh MOM!!! I’m going to save the world!
Mother: Oh alright. Have fun!!! *throws a huge pack full of belongings*
Maniacally Link: Huh….? O_o *catches it* How’d she?! Oh never mind I’ll think later. WOO HOO FREEDOM!!! And with my buddy Axel!
Axel:After it’s cleared you’re on your own. -_-
Maniacally Link: How cruel of you =)
Axel:Oh fine I’ll help you go reach your friends first!
Maniacally Link: I guess you have a heart after all d:
Axel: (thinks: This kid is one of a kind. How’d he get a key blade?) Um I don’t have a heart. ^^;
Maniacally Link: It’s because I may be a bit negative and think wrong at times but I’m SURELY A HERO! *hero pose* And according to who the keyblade chose I guess It was meant to be =D Oh and I KNOW THAT!
Axel:OMG YOU READ MINDS?! O_O I can never have my thoughts to myself now….( thinks: got to find Roxas….WHERE IS HE?!)
Maniacally Link: HAHA I might know where!!! (thinks: to Utah definitely. Hee hee heee hee omg there’s a witch in my mind! DIEE!!! O_O)
TO BE CONTINUED!!! ^^
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