Man, these updates have been few and far between lately. It turns out, being an evil mastermind is kind of time consuming. I'll update you on the latest, but first a word from one of our viewers! Well... a lot of words, actually. Not that I'm complaining. I mean three pages, for example, is a little excessive, but... here.
Dear Dr. Horrible,
First off, sorry to say I missed your party. sad I had a lot of work to do and didn't see your post about the party in the first place. I'll be sure to make your next one though!
Anyway, if the laundry girl misses another day and you're worried about her, why don't you go down to where Caring Hands is and see if she's there? She could be extra busy volunteering or something. Even if it isn't your thing, you could always join it too so that you would have an excuse to see her more. I just thought it'd be an idea.
Also, an idea on getting rid of Captain Hammer: Time machine. If you can build one (I mean, with your genius, why not?) you could go back in time and squash Captain Hammer when he's younger and then you wouldn't have to worry about him always foiling your plans! Plus getting rid of the city's most famous hero would net you big points with Bad Horse and the Evil League of Evil.
Or I suppose you could always go into the future and see if your plans of world domination were successful and ask your future self how you finally did it. But that would be a little like cheating. But since you're evil, I suppose cheating would be ok.
Can't wait to see what else you're going to be up to~. Keep up the blogging!
~Len-Lan
Volunteer for a non-profit? That's so... against everything I stand for. I mean, it's not as though I'm anti-children. I like kids, in fact. It's just that these organizations are so useless in the long run. But I guess I could suck it up for a few hours... and hey, I might even catch her name while I'm at it... not a bad idea, actually...
Hmm, time machine... it's never been done before... well, that we know of... but I've always wanted to try my hand at it. I have a few algorithms written down somewhere regarding the feasibility of time travel. I've found that everyone who has tried - unsuccessfully - has done so by trying to move themselves throughout the continuum. Obviously, you run into the fact that time is still moving forward while you're trying to move yourself backward, and then you hit a dimensional wall. But if you could shift the space around you in such a way that you aren't moving yourself, but rather the continuum, I think there's the possibility. Only problem is getting back. It's one thing to create a machine that moves time forward or backward, but to create one that moves forward and backward? Hmm...
Well anyway, thank you for your letter, Len. I'm going to have to play with this time travel concept. Don't worry about missing the party. I'll admit, it was short notice. Next time around, I'll give a fair heads up.
And hey, have you applied for the League? Seems to me like you've got a knack for evil. I can definitely see us working together in the future...
Now, as for what's new... hrm. I ran into Captain Hammer again. I was going for heist number two with the Raydiator, but he was waiting for me at the vault when I arrived. I have no idea how he possibly could have known I was going to be there. Long story short, I am no longer in possession of the Raydiator. Hammer dismantled it during our... er, skirmish. Well, actually, I guess that's all there really is to the story.
Next up... Operation: Caring Hands. I will find out her name.
Billy out.
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