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MY AUNT IS SO WEIRD AND ANNOYING.
LITTLE BACKROUND ABOUT HER: She's a teacher, she's 32, she's...her.
Weird Because...
✖She acts like a ten year old...sometimes a teenager. She's 32.
✖Carries a backpack EVERYWHERE she goes! I mean, she's a teacher and all. Victoria, do you really need to take a huge backpack to watch me at Badminton practice or a chest examination?!
✖Is a vegan but eats eggs?!
✖Been to out house so many times...all adds up to many, many years...still can't open our door with the key or lock it. Takes awhile to figure out
✖Can't open this cabinet door thing...all the has to do is press something
✖Been in America for 15 years- still uses chinese on EVERYTHING. Bank account, cell phone, computer...it's ALL chinese!
SUPER ANNOYING BECAUSE...
✖Showers when we're about to go to bed. Don't forget, her showers take awhile.
✖Leaves her stuff in the middle of nowhere, and a few times I've tripped over things. Once I tripped over a binder and nearly got stabbed in the gut with a scissor
✖Makes us buy groceries for her- she usually doesn't pay back
✖We wash dishes for her
✖By the way, in case your wondering why she lives at our house...she moves. A LOT. We help her move. In between, she lives with us.
✖She makes me help her print stuff and fix typing errors. Once, she couldn't read the head teacher [kind of like her boss]'s handwriting, so I had to "translate"
✖When we practice badminton at home, she has a habit of whacking me in the face with the birdie. D:<
✖When she buys her own groceries, even if it's just one bag, she presses the doorbell. Even though she has the keys.
✖When she goes to use her bike, she doesn't close the garage...and when she takes a stroll, she doesn't even CLOSE the front door!
✖Even though she has her own TWO computers, she uses those and the two we have.
✖Has a habit of making weird noises at random times. Like when she eats, she goes "nomnomnomnomnomnom" which is kind of funny but gets annoying...
✖Wears jingly stuff everywhere- cellphone, bracelets...really loud
✖Drags her feet while wearing slippers on the wooden floor and carpeted floor
✖We do the laundry for her
✖She uses A LOT of ink, paper, electricity, water...AND SPACE SPACE SPACE. Every single room has her stuff in it. Even the piano room, walking closet, and kitchen...anyway. All the money she doesn't pay back+no money for rent, basically, at our house since she's family+ink, water, electricity...I'm guessing it probably totals up to more than TEN THOUSAND.
✖One time my mom bought something for her and a week later she's like,"Do I have to pay back?" I mean, seriously?!
✖She can't carry anything "over the weight of a gallon of milk", because of her eyes, which are TERRIBLY bad. She could go blind in 5-10 years or less. Okay, I can understand that..ish. It is seriously weird. One time, my mom asked her if she cleaned up. She's like, yeah, totally, I just carried this suitcase upstairs! Um..her suitcase is like...at least 50 pounds. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GALLON OF MILK?!
✖She acts like our house is her house. She parks her car on the shady side of our driveway.
✖Once, she wanted to go to the garage to do something, so she opened the light and went away for at least 10 minutes. [she does that a lot] AND THEN WHEN SHE CAME BACK SHE CLOSED THE LIGHT. WTF...
✖And more! I'll add more later on.
SPOTLIGHT! THE WORST ONES YET:
✖One time she wanted to use this bowl with blueberries in it, so she almost dumped the blueberries ON THE DIRTY TABLE so she could use it. Good thing Mom stopped her in time.
✖At least once, when she wants to wash HER CLOTHES, she takes our WET CLOTHES out of the laundry machine and puts hers in.
IN CASE ANYONE IS WONDERING. NO, SHE IS NOT MENTALLY ILL.
 Lunaris Trickster · Fri Jul 16, 2010 @ 10:55pm · 2 Comments |
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