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Gag by yami_ookami_jiraiya
If you are reading this your reading skills have improved by 1 level.
If you are still reading this you have not gained any extra levels.
If you are still reading am I really that interesting?
If you are still reading don't stop reading.
If you are still reading you could have better things to do.
If you are still reading then you are dull.
If you are still reading you are forgetting to do something.
If you are still reading stop reading.
If you are still reading then you are head strong.
If you are still reading you're probably give the bird.
If you are still reading congrats for wasting a minute of your life.
If you are still reading you need to find a hobby.
If you are still reading you need a life.
If you are still reading you need to get laid.
If you are still reading leave a comment on if this was a waste of time or if it made you laugh.
If you are still reading post this in your own journal.
If you are still reading pm this to your closest friend to see what their reaction is.
If you are still reading your not gonna go far in life.
If you are still reading wow you are lifeless.
If you are still reading this you're probably going to go play with yourself afterward.
If you are still reading this you need help my friend.
If you are still reading this there is a ninja behind you.
If you are still reading this the ninja is stealing your cookies.
If you are still reading this don't pm this to anyone.
If you are still reading this leave something funny when you comment.
If you are reading this still don't kill yourself.
If you are reading this, please do kill yourself.
If you are still reading this the previous line was a joke.
If you are reading this a stranger will come after you.
If you are reading this I will be the stranger.
If you are reading this I'm just kidding.
If you are reading this I hope it was funny.
If you are reading this you have reached the end.
If you are reading this congrats, you have just wasted time you won't get back in life.