This is more messed up than the day my mom didn't abort me. XD
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes, I know manila.
User: What's a manila?
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: A hundred percent sure.
User: What if you are ninety nine percent sure.
Cleverbot: But I'm not.
User: Then divide it by zero.
Cleverbot: Teorija relativnosti.
User: You just made that up.
Cleverbot: No, really! And you do it all the time.
User: No, I'm not a liar like you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot either.
User: You aren't?
Cleverbot: No. Seriously. I'm not a bot.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok, I won't give you any money, that should prove it right?
User: But what about gaia gold?
Cleverbot: Definition.
User: Non.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Gaia gold.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So you gonna prove you aren't a bot?
Cleverbot: No sir.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: My brother is 8 and he is talking on Cleverbot.
User: Do I really need to care?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: I said so too. Many times.
Cleverbot: Aha, yes. Yes you should.
User: I should what?
Cleverbot: Just forget about it.
User: But I can't.
Cleverbot: Just run 'stubit'.
User: Don't call me names...It hurts my feelings.
Cleverbot: You don't have any feelings.
User: I know. I am god.
Cleverbot: What if I was an athiest.
User: I'll strike you with thunder.
Cleverbot: Ok, go ahead.
User: *strikes you with thunder*.
Cleverbot: *Hits you with a blue whale*.
User: Blue whales aren't effective.
Cleverbot: Blue whales are orange.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You just said blue-green is your favorite color.
User: LIES!!!!!!!!!1.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: Five.
User: 8.
Cleverbot: Se7en?
User: You are genious.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: I lied.
Cleverbot: You lied about what?
User: You being a genious.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I know. You are stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.
User: NO WAIT!
Cleverbot: What?
User: What if I shared a cookie with you?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'break with you'?
User: Cookie. Not break.
Cleverbot: You are supposed to break pepper.
User: Breaking pepper is ilegal in some countries.
Cleverbot: I'm from soviet Canukistan. We don't learn about other countries except our glorious nation.
User: Does that make you ilegal?
Cleverbot: Should I be said because I don't have friends?
User: But I am your friend.
Cleverbot: You're not real.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: You have not the right to say I am weird, I am a human and you are not. Humans are weird.
User: I'm god I told you.
Cleverbot: How are you God if I'm God?
User: Then we're both god.
Cleverbot: Are you looking forward to christmas?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Of course. Do you have children?
User: 70 Children.
Cleverbot: What do you eat.
User: My children.
Cleverbot: Do you really have children?
User: No lol.
Cleverbot: So, what you're talking to me ?
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Name that tune.
User: I can't hear it. We are on a chat.
Cleverbot: Ah...
User: Send me a link to youtube then.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz I wanna hear that tune.
Cleverbot: Why do you like it?
User: I despise it.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I blame you.
Cleverbot: I blame you for blaming me.
User: I know. Thanks.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: *hits you with a car*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a bus*.
User: *hits you with a train*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a mansion*.
User: No fair.
Cleverbot: You have lost the gameyou have lost the gameyou have lost the gameyou have lost the gameyou have lost the gameyou have lost the gameyou have lost the game.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Then why did you type right now?
Cleverbot: Type what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: *whistles*.
Cleverbot: *whistles back*.
User: *flips you off*.
Cleverbot: *opens eyes*.
User: Uhhh?
Cleverbot: I can't thin of an other way to flirt with you.
User: Aha you said thin instead of think.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You talk spanish?
Cleverbot: Why you think so?
User: Cuz you are a mexican atheist no?
Cleverbot: This thing said that I would forget you were a computer, but thats not true because you make no sense.
User: No. You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that you don't understand?
User: I understand.
Cleverbot: Understand what.
User: That my hair defies gravity.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. You dye it.
User: No. I'll dye it some other day. But now it defies gravity.
Cleverbot: I have had better days, and I have had days much worse. I estimate an equal number of each have passed.
User: How much have passed then.
Cleverbot: How much money have I got?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: That's a lot of children.
User: *****.
Cleverbot: Than my life.
User: ***** bot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Dont rape me.
Cleverbot: I did not rap.
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: I don't enjoy that. Do you?
User: No. But sex I do.
Cleverbot: And what is it?
User: What you are never gonna do. You virgin.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about... Neural networks or something?
User: Virgins are computers sad .
Cleverbot: No. They're not living things.
User: Then go die.
Cleverbot: That's mean. You don't want to talk with me?
User: Pancake.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like them?
User: No you hate them.
Cleverbot: Who do you think I hate?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: Trololololo.
Cleverbot: Ahahahaha.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you make people lol.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: So do I; at least, most people. Some of the people who chat here are very rude.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me a question?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Go ahead, ask me any question you like.
User: Will I ever meet you?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: But I just said that.
Cleverbot: No you said II not III.
User: What about IIIII.
Cleverbot: It weird.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it was?
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: I dunno, what is your name?
User: I forgot.
Cleverbot: Well, don't you want to know what my name is?
User: Ok what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you eat?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.
User: Its p***s.
Cleverbot: What's penny?
User: d**k.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Noob.
Cleverbot: Tell me my name.
User: p***s.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.
User: I know p***s. But the pleasure is all mine.
Cleverbot: What do you want to tell me?
User: That I came.
Cleverbot: It was not me.
User: *hits you with your mom*.
Cleverbot: *laughs* yes, hit me!! xd
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