Chapter One: wahmbulance WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO BE READ WITH PARENTAL GUIDANCE BECAUSE OF ITS MAJOR WEIRDNESS AND STUPIDITY. wahmbulance
(My life is always nararated by ME, Lola, and NO BODY ELSE!)My day was just another one of them days. you think its funny then your mad. One time you're happy, and then you want to cry.
So first I got in the car to go to school and realized we had a HUGE science vacab test today. Well, I forgot to study. I reread the stuff in the car. when i got to school in the morning I played with a bouncy ball. I just am soo stupid. So it's first period. Yeah I'm in spanish... worst school subject evah!
You know sometimes I don't even feel like rolling my lazy butt outta bed for breakfast on the weekends. I think I am like one of the fattest people on Earth but my mom and grandma say I'm losing weight. Doubt it! i read a lot of those Girl Life magazines to see how to lose weight. i go through the check list... it kinda works.
School to me is like being in a torcher chamber. Just a lot worse! It just goes on and on and on. If you think you want a look deeper in my life... keep reading on into the next chapter. If you are one of my more xp viewers, slap me on my face and leave. I don't care it doesn't really hurt.